Oh, God...please...another one?

Day 5,860, 10:05 • Published in USA USA • by Franklin Stone


Well, good morning Cadets. It's time to drop your ....s and grab your socks. It seems that while playing with my dinosaurs I fell asleep at the wheel and we seem to have drifted coreward trailing by a crap load of parsecs and we are lost AF...



Yes, I had a most excellent flight last night. Although I hate my first wife, she sent me a photo last night taken with a Polaroid camera of the dude racing us down Oklahoma High 177 from Ponca City to Oklahoma City one early morning as the sun was rising. Although he did salute us it was the one-finger variety.



Reminded me that my oldest grandson is about to graduate and attend prom for the last time. We raced that guy home from my last prom and the end of my banishment to my grandparent's house for eluding the police.



HE IS GOING IN THIS! OMG! I am really ....ing old.



This is why we are not the same. Why the world is going to hell in a handbasket? SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK&ROLL!



Come election day everyone should write in the leader this country needs.