Llama Independence. #2

Day 2,442, 03:10 • Published in USA Poland • by amoungthefree

Global Independence Reportians!
Greetings, We reach out to you today for the reason of, Llama's. Free Camel included!



You can buy some Llama's for only $750, and they will only cost you $2 a month! Crazy, right?
You need no further requirements, and you will need to recruit 2 farmers (Uneducated men and women)
You can also buy a smoke house for $2,000. To get some food in yo belleh.
You can make the money back by selling, Beef, cheese, and wool. That's what i call swag.



I also have to say the pizza i'm eating is delicious. (/Enter Pizzahut sponsor here)
The size of a Llama is usually between 5.5 to 6.0Ft tall. That's one tall animal!
They are also cute and cuddly as fuck.

Speaking of the camel, have you seen a Llamatoe?


You can sell Llamatoes to women in wet tight bikini's at the beach for $5.

Written by on staff writer: "Zaztic"

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