Laughs and giggles
Big Papa USA
Hello Everyone,
This is my first article so i would like to introduce myself as a writer. I am Big Papa USA and i am writing to make everyone have a better time on erepublik. As this is a comedy paper i do not look to violate anyone's comfort zone so if at all you find any of these jokes as an insult please message me and tell me so we can work something out. Have fun again my goal is to make you smile and well hopefully laugh.
Categories: Blonde, Dirty, Yo Mama Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Question: What is it called when blondes stand ear to ear?
Answer: A wind tunnel
Two blondes fall into a hole The first blonde says "Its dark in here isn't it" the other replies "I don't know i cant see"
Dirty Joke
A husband and wife are setting up their new computer password. The husband makes the password (Mypenis) and His wife falls to the ground laughing at the computer saying Error. not long enough.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and she is still printing.
Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they turned her down saying no professionals aloud.
Please send me new jokes and ideas you would like to see
Comments
ahehe definitly giggled ;p
We need more of this!
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your mama is so fat that her wedding picture had to be taken from an airplane 🙂
"Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they turned her down saying no professionals aloud."
"turned her down saying no professionals aloud"
"no professionals aloud"
"aloud"
Thanks Ischpell.
thank you for reading i hope you all enjoyed it thank you i will be writing once a week and will be adding more funnies as i call them to the articles. Thank you
huehuehue I definitely chuckled. Keep it up!
thank you
yo mama is so ugly i never tell anyone...
yo mama is so fat after the trek to .... i felt like Capt. James T kirk after i finished with her
scrubbed and motored
Nice job papi! Keep the articles coming 🙂
thank you 🙂 I am happy to see you liked it Jeff you are one of my superstars in the game and it means a lot that you liked it. Cant wait to here from you on my articles to come.
Funny.
Funny. I'll send you a few Southern/Northern jokes soon. I'm a Southern Belle and my husband is a Damn Yankee. 😉
cant wait thank you
Thank you all for reading my article. I have enjoyed the comments that you have n. If there is ever anything wish for me to add just shoot me a message. I will be looking to involve the people more in my next article 🙂