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Wrong Bus
A man was travelling from Lahore to Karachi in a bus. He stopped for tea. When he drank tea and accidentally sat in the wrong bus which was going from Karachi to Lahore.
He sat on the upper potion of the bus and when he asked the conductor where the bus was going to conductor who answered Lahore. The man said science and technology is so advance now that the upper portion of the bus is going to Karachi and the lower portion is going to Lahore.

Materialistic Yuppie
A yuppie was opening the door of the BMW when a car came along and hit the car. The door was ripped completely. The yuppie called the police. "The car ripped the door completely" complained the yuppie. "You yuppies are so materialistic that you are so sad that your BMW is broken that you didn't even notice your hand is ripped off" said the officer. The yuppie looked at the blood scrap where his hand used to be and said "My Rolex".

Minute in Heaven
Joe asked God how much is a cent worth in heaven
God replied 1 million dollars
Joe asked God how long is a minute in heaven
God replied 1 million years
Joe asked God for a cent
God said sure in a minute

Nuts make them smarter
A man asked a shopkeeper who was selling nuts "What will happen if I eat these nuts."
Shopkeeper replied you will became smarter
Man said prove it
Shopkeeper asked how many rice in a kilo of rice?
Man replied I don't know
Shopkeeper said eat one nut
Man ate the nut
Shopkeeper asked how many eggs are there in a dozen
Man replied 12
Shopkeeper said look it made you smarter.

Rabbit eyes
How do you know carrot is good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?