I have some messages to America

Day 2,306, 21:56 • Published in Canada USA • by Weterhawk

Canadian Women are more cute.

I will not post pictures, because I don't want American pigs taking advantage of the pictures. If you are Canadian, you can go for a walk to see some.


Now, you know them famous American models, they are all, um.. gross. All them wrinkles from plastic surgery, and ya. Canadian girls are naturally hot. If you see a sexy american, stay away from her! The only way she looks hot is because she ate a Canadian girl!

if you click this, you will apologize to a Canadian: (to keep americans out) http://coed.com/2011/07/01/30-sexiest-canadian-women-for-canada-day-photos/

Americans think they are superior in everything. But, they are not. They are superior in the most important part of surviving: eating.


They believe if you can eat, you are number 1. Even though eating is very important to survival, too much is bad.


The closest the USA will get to being Canadian, is their ice cream. If americans came to Canada, the snow would go away, cause they would eat it all because they think its ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!





Now, I will propose my plan to defeat the Americans:

Take away food for one day. The americans will know they will get food the next day, but not one american is allowed to eat for one day.


THis will help them with their addiction? Maybe, but it will also cause riots. Cars will be flipped, they will start eating eachother! soon the population of americans will be reduced to a few, very fat survivors. but they will be very easy target for our hockey sticks, and they will blow up, from having too much food.

MURICA!