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Day 2,649, 00:17 • Published in Canada Ireland

• by deadlittlepuppy

I'm writing another one.
Well, I'm putting together a bunch of pictures and a little bit of inane commentary.

I think we should genetically engineer cats with slippery paws. C'mon, tell me it wouldn't be hilarious every time Fluffy tried to jump anywhere.

Man, the weather has been pretty fucked for 80% of the US. New England is still getting buttraped by mother nature.

I, on the other hand, live in Phoenix, AZ

To be fair, though, it's February and the temperature is hovering around 80F (26.6c for any country that hasn't walked on the moon). Summer might not be be such a good bragging point, though.

Bobby happened to show up on a relatively cool day.
We manage to get through it somehow.

One common solution is cold beer. I try to drink as much beer as possible on the weekends.
Some people tell me it might be a bit much.

In conclusion, I think you will all agree with me when I say I should be the next president of something.

Go fuck yourselves, eRepublicans,

Comments

dietsoylentcola Day 2,649, 00:50

ok.

deadlittlepuppy Day 2,649, 01:24

Hail to the king, baby.

RaccoonGoon Day 2,649, 00:52

I'm alright with you being the next president of something. If nothing else, it's sure to be entertaining.

RaccoonGoon Day 2,649, 00:56

And on the weather tangent, I live in South Carolina, and it's 11 degrees right now. That's basically as cold as it ever gets here. I'm honestly astonished that it could be 80 anywhere with us that cold.

I n f 0 r m e r Day 2,649, 00:57

Nastoor Day 2,649, 01:04

DLP.
9 subtracted by 3, and repeated thrice is 666, the number of the anti-christ.
The letter D is 9 letters away from the letter M.
Replace the D with the M.

MLP. My. Little. Paki.