Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 6]

Day 2,306, 06:38 • Published in USA USA • by ubuntu21


hey ya folks,
hope you'll enjoy another series of my "Funny Citizenship Requests". I got a little busy the last days, so I wasn't able to publish it earlier. Guys, especially from eCanada, please remember this is a article in the Social interactions and entertainment-Category.
Listen to some good background music!




"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
Mae West



But before starting the actual topic, have a look at this one...





Immigration Office of the United States of America
Zovani, Citizen of Serbia
"Need CS for economy reasons. I'm managing 3 Q7 weap factories for my MU"
Congressman: It's also economy reasons for us not being allied with you guys. Denied.

ramo44, Citizen of Serbia
"Help me, take me to America I really want to see the statue of liberty ."
Congressman: Here you are. No need to be eUS citizen therefor.


Immigration Office of Chile
TheDarkHeinz, Citizen of Germany
"Hi! I would like to get your CS so I can fight and work with your bonuses. No political interest at all. Thank you in advance! O>"
Congressman: How comes you got seven Congressional medals if you're not interested in politics? Furthermore bonuses = economy. Economy leads to political issues. No interest in politics you're telling me? So you can stop working at all.

wlattkouzd, Citizen of Croatia
"I can't live in India anymore, so I decided to fight for another country who actually has it's original regions and isn't part of Sirius or Asteria."
Congressman: You're not a Indian citizen anymore, so I guess your request can be denied? Thanks anyway for your offer.


Immigration Office of Poland
HULK CINZA, Citizen of Greece
"I would like to stay at your country with a citzenship, i'm brazilian... we don't have country and i can help my people with the production bonus."
Congressman: Well, right now you're a citizen of Greece and you indeed have “country“. So you probably want better bonuses? Well, you Brazilians got really nice chicks. Accepted for that!


Immigration Office of China
frederik hendrik, Citizen of Netherlands
"i would like to fight for the Finnish and to broaden my horizon"
Congressman: You should broaden you horizon by chosing the correct Immigration Office. This is the Immigration Office of China.


Immigration Office of Egypt
JanBcn, Citizen of Spain
"Hi. I would like to have egiptcian nacionality coz im from catalonia."
Congressman: Catalonia is - as you probably know – in Spain. What's the reason behind your request telling us you're from Catalonia? This really doesn't matter at all. Do you hear me saying „I was once drinking wine. Let me be president of France.“?


Immigration Office of Serbia
eMatriks, Citizen of Iran
"hi my dear freinds i would like to get your country CS because for your country i fight more than for my country 😃"
Congressman: That's good proof of loyalty for the country you're a citizen of. Denied.


Immigration Office of Japan
Inaba Tewi, Citizen of Canada
"Need faster support and through, as well as carrots お願いします"
Congressman: You don't need carrots...


Immigration Office of Canada

Congressman: Aw man, who cares? We're losers anyway.






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