eUK National Lottery #1 RESULTS

Day 3,002, 00:33 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Hail Astrid



Yo!

Thought I ran away with the money, didnt ya u cheeky kuntz

You knew I wouldn't do that. I'm not Wayne. Well, I am Wayne, but you are too, so, er...

Here are the results of the eUK National Lottery #1!

A total of 37 people participated, which is roughly 4.5% of the alleged 821 active eUK citizens (as of Day 3,001).

In other words, this competition has surpassed all expectations and is an unqualified success!

Here are the people who made it happen:



Technically if you endorsed more than 5 cc you broke the rules, and VoodooMike said he didn't want a ticket, but I counted y'all in anyway because of extenuating circumstances of the Rwandan Civil War.



Here is a breakdown of participation by party.


*counted myself under UKRP

If this lottery becomes a weekly thing, it might be interesting to use these results as proof of how active a party's members are.

If you're wondering the permanent ban is from James W Yorkchester. Which is a bit of a shame because when he first started writing articles, people were like:



I thought this was pretty cynical, but it turns out it was true. Even though it was probably obvious that he wasn't a brand-new player, he still wrote some pretty interesting articles, including a few interviews, so it's a bit sad that he was a multi all along. It just goes to show that Dapper has been telling the truth all along, there are only roughly 20 active people in the eUK who control around 800 multies.

Welp, it's about time to write the next Duchess of Sin article



So anyway, I was going to rig the results to make a newb win, as suggested by VoodooMike. But in the end I was really curious to see who was going to win just by luck, without interference, so I ignored my own cunning plan.

So I did the random number generator and got this number:



Which means the winner of 1,040 GBP is...



WookieO!

In honour of his stunning victory I have composed a short poem:

WookieO
he won, yo



He is now rich beyond his wildest mildest dreams! As you can see in the interview below, he has decided to invest his winnings fruitfully:




To all who participated but didn't win cash, don't worry!

You won something more valuable than virtual currency today.

You gained...

a friend.

In WookieO.

If you added him as a friend today, that is.

And he accepted the friend request.

If not, then yeah you didn't get anything

soz m8

See you when the next lottery comes around, tentatively titled eUK National Lottery #2

here is a hand-written message of thanks from myself.