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EREP POLICE BRUTALITY

Day 2,686, 09:52 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

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A little girl that is riding her bike , is stopped by a policeman on horseback.
The cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"

"Yes," replies the little girl.

"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.

The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"

The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"

"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"

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Comments

Saiwun Day 2,686, 09:56

I didn't get her that...

SKYJACKED Day 2,686, 09:59

hahahaha , you only say that coz you forgot the reflector light 🙂

Saiwun Day 2,686, 10:01

Paid back the $5 fine.... >.>

SKYJACKED Day 2,686, 10:04

hahahhaahha ROFL 🙂))))))

NO CARRIER Day 2,686, 10:01

😁))))

A Q U A M A N Day 2,686, 10:02

V5

😃

Guardia di Rocca Day 2,686, 10:04

😃

Willem The Conqueror Day 2,686, 10:05

😛

BADGIRL84 Day 2,686, 10:06

🙂

M i r M i Day 2,686, 10:28

ehehe

Darkskye Day 2,686, 10:43

Haha great comeback

Palt0 Day 2,686, 10:55

- Do you know an animal with ASS on his back?
- Police horse 🙂

SKYJACKED Day 2,686, 10:58

🙂

¤Anon.7904407¤ Day 2,686, 10:56

thats little girl brutality :d

Deo Vindice Day 2,686, 11:41

pozzzzzzzz

General Do Odio Day 2,686, 12:31

Rican Day 2,686, 12:34

djirtsdew Day 2,686, 13:41

In real life they'd add a huge fine for insulting a policeman. That would be mean to her...
Although honestly, in real life 5 year olds cannot be fined. Their parents would be fined in their place.

Weekstrom Day 2,687, 02:03

I hate to bring this to you, but in RL Santa doesn't even exist....

djirtsdew Day 2,687, 02:11

What?! I don't believe you... 😛

My personal experience weighs way more than any ridiculous statements you can possibly come up with. I believe in facts, and such an unsupported statement carrier no weight.