Day 3135 Florida man episode 1

Day 3,135, 12:44 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by suezo31


Florida man episode 1


Hello all. A few weeks ago my brother made me aware of this fantastic source of entertainment that the headline ''Florida man'' can be, so I decided I would share a few gems with the Erepublik community.

Some headlines might be shocking, funny, stupid or disturbing. Enjoy !

Florida man shines laser, temporarily blinds assistant chief of police

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-florida-man-shines-laser-driver-turns-out-b/nrff6/

Florida man calls 911 to report he's out of vodka

Florida man lets kids pet his alligator on leash

Florida man names son after favorite show ( Naruto )

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/state-regional/florida-man-names-son-after-he-and-brothers-favori/nrgnB/

Florida Man Nicknamed 'Pork Chop' Buried Boss Alive

http://patch.com/florida/landolakes/florida-man-nicknamed-pork-chop-buried-boss-alive-deputies-0

Florida man tells police robber 'looks like a Chihuahua'

http://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending-now/florida-man-tells-police-robber-looks-like-a-chihuahua/348614204

Florida man breaks into convenience store, tells police he is on “secret and classified mission

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/florida-man-breaks-convenience-store-tells-police-/nrTmM/

Presumably Florida Man Found in Florida Alligator's Mouth

Police called after Florida man dances naked in the rain

Florida man plays naked game of 'ding dong ditch'

Florida Man Appeals Conviction for Killing Teen Over Loud Music

Florida man crushed to death by pallets of mushrooms

Florida man gets life sentence for killing over $10 drug debt

Florida Man Allegedly Killed Woman With Butt Injections

http://www.inquisitr.com/3120535/florida-man-allegedly-killed-woman-with-butt-injections/

Florida Man Dies After He Was Trapped Under Lawnmower In a Pond

Shirtless Florida man refuses to believe he just met R. Kelly

Florida Man Sells Son's Car to Punish Him for Smoking Pot

Florida man plays baseball while eating Sour Patch Kids

Florida man flashes $100 bills, pees on himself after refusing to pay for drinks he ordered

Florida Man Gets Probation For Tossing Live, Four-Foot Alligator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window As A Prank


Florida man gets probation for tossing live four foot alligator

Florida man beat roommate's dog to death for chewing his Air Jordans

These are all actual headlines from various ( granted sometimes dubious ) internet news outlets. The Royal Navy Reader is not responsible for any side-effects caused by the reading of this article.

Florida man episode 2 coming soon

Cheers,
Suezo