Congress: A League of Gentlemen?

Day 1,708, 14:44 Published in USA Switzerland by Kishvier

I've been barraged today by PMs asking for votes in the upcoming congressional elections, and I find that quite alright. Go for every vote you can by getting your name out.

My issue with this, is the people who say "Oh, and if you're so kind as to vote for me, I'll give you 25 Q6 TANKS and cover your moving cost."



I have no issue with covering moving expenses, it makes it easier on voters to vote for who they truly want in office, but 25 god damn Q6 tanks? That's straight bribery in my opinion. That's like saying "If you front me money for lunch, I'll buy you a Porsche after work." It's ridiculous, and destroys the purpose of an election. It becomes a battle of the bank accounts, rather than a battle for who can help our country the most. It's straight disgusting and I won't be a part of it.

bribe
noun
1.
money or any other valuable consideration given or promised with a view to corrupting the behavior of a person


I play the game, I fight everyday, I've even moved up to Captain of the 8th in EZCo. I've been a congressman, I served my country and hope to continue that if elected. I hope I'm good enough to earn your vote, but I will NEVER bribe people to vote for me.



My message to you all is see through all of these games and idiocy. Vote for who you think will do the country the most good, not who will give you the most stuff. Take the high road.

-Kishvier

EZCo 8th Regiment Captain
Ambassador to Switzerland