Competition for Regiment 6 captain ( Prizes? )
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by suezo31
Hello Everybody!
I'm suezo. I've been playing this game for over a year now, joined the Royal Navy early on and have been a part of it ever since.
To celebrate my recent appointment as the commander of the coolest MU around, I have decided to start a newspaper. Don't expect any shakespearian-like talent to come out of this, I'm just having fun.
Now to the point, our regiments have been reorganised. Regiment 6 ( the best one ) is now filled with very active people who all deserve a little time in the captains seat. So instead of just nominating someone, I decided we would have a little competition for it.
As you Royal Navy fellows know, I started my term by introducing my seconds in command with the begining part of a joke. It went like this:
A dutchman, a commie and a canuck walk into a bar....
Members of Regiment 6: The one of you who can give me the best ending for that joke gets to be captain for a month.
The rest of the worl😛
Submit ur endings for that joke, i will pick the best ones.
1st place gets 100cc
2nd place get 50cc
3rd place gets 5 q7 tanks or 500 energy worth of food, ur pick.
This is my first article, aint much but please
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Cheers,
Suezo, Royal Navy Commander
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First ever! 🙂
The Canadian, after bumping into the bar apologizes profusely for his misstep, and offers to buy it a drink. Upon realizing that it was a object, he settled for looking for a seat. All of the seats were sticky, so he settled in the one most comfortable, and most similar to a maple syrup texture.
The Canadian looks at the commie and says, "Hey der, how's it going?"
Commie responds, "Until you lift those embargo's I won't talk to you."
Canadian says, "Sorry to correct you but that's the U.S. not Canada, eh"
Commie replies, "What's the difference?"
The commie looks at the dutchman and asks, "Hey, is it true what they say about the little dutch boy getting his hand caught in the dike?"
The Dutchman turns and says, "I hope not, we don't typically condone that type of behavior in our kids, and in extreme cases it can get you stoned by wooden shoes. But feel free to put your finger in the dike if you feel the urge.”
This is why I don't write comedy
hmmm ill guess its a fairytale. but something is true about it. if you need dikes hire the dutch team. 🙂 ( a-team intro )
..... seeing suezo drinking a beer. the three guys that walked in and saying to suezo. "mate make us second commander or we drink your beer.." Because it was suezo his last penny he used to buy that one ice cold glass of beer he says. " well if you do i have no money any more because the uk is expensive with all that fights. so ill drink it or i dont have something to drink so you all are in because im already to drunk to manage all that fantastic fighters."
maybe not funny but ill guess this is the only real story 😛
Erm did the little boy put his finger in a dyke or a dyke?
Last time i tried it blacked my eyes and broke my nose
V + S!!!
Miss you all!
thanks mate. if u find urself in the UK again. come say hello 🙂
...the bartender looks up and says "Get the f@ck out of here." 😛 o7
Good work RN.
A dutchman, a commie and a canuck walk into a bar....it was a welsh bar they walked up to the welsh bartender the welsh bartender then asked them what they wanted but the dutchman, the commie and the canuck couldnt understand a fucking word the bartender said they even tryed a universal translator but failed also 😉 as they gave up trying to order there drinks they all of a sudden notice it wasnt any welsh bar it was a welsh gay bar they started to make there way slowly to the exit when they noticed 3 sheep eyeing them up so they fecken ran like hell and wasnt seen ever again 😉
A dutchman, a commie and a canuck walk into a bar....
"Ouch" they all said.
It was an iron bar!
ahh but its just not reg 7, think of all the cool films with 7 in the title etc... i'll start with Se7en
oh 7 no longer exists... i've been moved
Oh so Regiment 6 is the best? Nice to see that our commander treats us all equally then!
Suezo speaks the truth! Regiment 6 has been forged in the fires of our experience over the past year or two into the most active regiment, we didn't originally set it up that way, it just happened and became the norm.
Pshhh, I've been regularly hitting in the top 3 of D1 for the past two months, yet I'm not active?
We're talking about a group of hitters here iAdrastos, not individuals. Congrats on doing well, and thanks for being active. Don't take this a knock against you.
A dutchman, a commie and a canuck walk into a bar and after getting drunk they wished that they were in the Free British Irregulars mu.
Pfft! You wish 😛
hi