Chronicle of an eKiwi In eSouth Africa

Day 2,485, 08:43 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Jezzine

Joined eSouth Africa sometime yesterday thanks to a nice congressman.

After having a quick look around settled into a beach cottage on the east coast to relax and unwind.



Charlie our ekiwi mascot has settled in nicely and doesn't seemed to have really noticed we have gone anywhere but then nothing phases him.



Atter fitting a pet door to the house he happily moves in and out doing his thing.

After meeting the locals and being met by a local military guy who gave me some clothes and a weapon for some upcoming battles or other:





Think I'll stick to my own uniform and weapon thank you very much, those make me look like cannon fodder.

I settled in for the night.

Was just going to sleep when I got woken up by some screaming and yelling coming from outside. After moving cautiously downstairs I was met by Charlie strutting along looking very pleased with himself and covered in blood. Pushing the door open I saw a bloody figure staggering off down the beach.

He left a few items:



Some badge torn off or something sure I've seen it somewhere around here.

A knife:



And This drawing:



I'll have you know whoever you are if you didn't know already Charlie is not made up of kiwi fruit inside and hes a combat veteran who does not take kindly to anyone trying to kill him for any reason, least of all for food.