Book of Djozike

Day 2,246, 14:43 • Published in Hungary Serbia • by Voice of eHungary

Dear Reader!

In the ancient age of the game, a religion has founded by Djosike , which became very popular in our country. The religion is known as Djozikeism. Djozike's creation story now is the sacred writing. Our sacred duty is the propagation of our faith. HUpakolas is Djozike's vicar on Earth, who stay in spiritual relation with Djozike's soul. With the leadership of Djozike's vicar on Earth, our knowledge and wisdom is more and more. We are glad to announce, that the English translation of the scripture is ready. The many, meaningless names sometime were active, eHungarian players. If you believe in Djozike, please translate the book in your language and spread in your country!

Full pdf document downloa😛
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Te original book (Hun): http://djozike.atw.hu/bookofdjozike.pdf


Book of Djozike

‘I am waiting for this from the appearance of Playboy, issue of
May.’ — John Smith, unemployed

‘It is clear that it wasn’t done by Djozike, he is not doing
anything.’ — Pipec, neonazi

Table of content


Introduction

Chapter 1: Life, the universe and everything
-The beginning
-The creation
-The encounter
-The reborn

Chapter 2 – The glorious past
-The hiding
-The village
-The Enviousness
-The battle

Chapter 3: Heterokont
-Nyitra
-The Hair-Heeled
-Dream

Chapter 4: The cursed country
-The ancient rune
-The beginning of the end
-Anarchy
-The Solution404
Introduction
or Luke, I am your father

Dear audience, this is a wonderful moment, you have in your hands this masterpiece, you are glad and so am I, because from that money you gave on this book I spent my time in the sunlight of Hawaii with miss eHungary. OK, perhaps it was not Hawaii but Canada and not miss eHungary but two drunken Lumberjack, but you got the idea, haven’t you?

This classic before appearance already become the main teaching of Djokeizm and in more than a few states is a compulsory curriculum and holy scripture.

The scripture is expected to be the most widely read book in Pakistan as of the year of 2045.

The book analyze a totally true story and as a result it is cold, dry and moody. We do not recommend reading it for any age-group, species or morbid growth.

The tip of the page: Did you know Barack Obama is the first black-American president?

1-st Chapter
Life in the Universe and everything
The Beginning

In the beginning was the Chaos from which ascended a goat who was just pregnant. A few days later she delivered a descendant to this world who later got the name Djozike. Djozike was able to do just about anything, therefore he created the galaxy NGC 7052 and life in it, first some short, grey creatures with big, black eyes. The creatures whose name later become UFO, has lived happily, loved their god and multiplied. Many years passed away in peace and the UFOs populated the planets and constructed space ships. The UFO scientists found out that the Universe is so big that most probably exists other living creatures as well, so they begun to look after them.

Tip of the page: Did you know that the Book of Djozike was written more than 1284 as of Martian mean time?

The Creation

But Djozike has known that the UFOs are on their own, but he didn’t want them to be disappointed. So he took an UFO whose name was Audhumla, he took out his rib and then traveled to the planet Mars. From Audhumla’s rib he created the first martian Buri. The martians were taller, their eyes changed color to blue, green and brown. Their bodies whitened, on their heads appeared something hair-like.
``Ouch!'' screamed Djozike on the sight of the hair-covered head.
But unfortunately the martians heard only the word hair so they named the fur on their heads hair. Djozike created everything for the martians that he created for the UFOs. In the beginning everything evolved fine, they built statues, even were doing some sports and established tournaments with the name Olympics or something like that. The martians were so earnest believers, that they colored the whole planet blue for the sake of Djozike. A good many hundred years passed away happily like this.

Attention!
While reading this page smoking is prohibited!
Thanks for your understanding.

Tip of the page: Did you know that in an internet audience-poll Djozike was chosen the most well-known media-personality in eHungary?




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