A word from eRussia

Day 787, 12:51 • Published in United Kingdom Russia • by mogaba

Dear british comrades!

As you all know, less than 4 hours ago the rebellious regions of Eastern Germany, Northern Austria and Western Ukraine have invaded the God blessed island. You might have been confused that these rebels fight under the Indonesian flag, but luckily the rebels are using it upside down so they can be easily distinguished from our loyal Indonesians.

Nevertheless, this is not the last menace to go. The treacherous Northern American colonies are also about to invade the metropoly. They are going to destroy the greatness and the millenium traditions of british culture and society. This can lead to a catastrophe the civilization has never faced before.

Just imagine!
Linkin Park and Britney Spears instead of Sex pistols and Amy Winehouse.
"The Bud" beer replaces famous British ales and stouts.
Enfield and Old Trafford are being reconstructed into American football stadiums.
York and Jersey are renamed into New Washington and New Anchorage. Just for lulz.

I am now telling these obvious things in detail just to underline - Russia will not tolerate this. Not only the regular eRussian Army - the eRussian people, all as one are ready to stand for your country we are happy to be allied with. Great Britain is called Great for a reason. And I, personally, will spend my last rouble to prove it to the invaders.


God, bless the Queen!
Glory to Russia!
Hail Phoenix!