3 Day Pass-Pyongan Day 2653

Day 2,653, 20:54 • Published in USA USA • by EMC4

Dear Uncle Rex,
I got a 3 day pass! I'm off to party and get more rear than a toilet seat. Since 8th doesn't have a CO, I asked CPT RaccoonGoon for a pass and I got it! I can't wait to see the bright lights of Pyongyang.

Wow, I'm so hungover, went out with Trekker, Franklin Stone, and MaryamQ last night, we closed the Lucky Duck and got into three bar brawls. We won them all and I broke Emerick's record for shots taken per hour.

I met a couple local cuties last night and am going out with them tonight. Wish me luck!
Uncle Rex! Last night was awesome! When I get home, I'll fill you in on the details of my date, needless to say, it was beyond belief! I love North Korea!

You were so right about how great Korea is! I never want to leave! There's a huge Yahtzee tournament tonight in Darkskye's room, 1000cc top prize! After that, Officer Friendly, Ace Viper, and I are going out to the Third Annual Kim Il Chug Pub Crawl.

Just got word of the new opportunities for military units! I bet Deepchill would make a great Supreme Commander and Dictator for Life for any country. I'd serve his regime proudly.

Well, I'd better get back to enjoying my time off, soon I'll be back in the shit.
Love,