[Wook4CP] Open the cabinet and jump right in...

Day 2,297, 03:44 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by WookieO


What would Wook’s cabinet look like?

Well I’m glad you asked eUK.

As my fellow candidates might agree with, picking your potential cabinet is not the easiest job in the world.

However I have come up with what I believe will be a solid group of upstanding individuals reprobates, scallywags and ne’erdowells to work alongside me to make this coming month a great one for the nation.

So without further ado...my team if you decide to vote me in this month:

vice-Country President - KinkyPsycopath (or Zaphod as he is better known)

Zaphod has long been a feature of the eUK. His dry Scottish wit and exuberant charm make him a perfect foil for my Englishness.

Minister of Finance - Dr Kawishiwi

Our Supreme Commander of the NHS has been working his magic for the eUK ever since I first gave him a chance back during my first term as CP. His knowledge of spreadsheets and simple maths make him a good choice for MoF.

Minister of Foreign Affairs - The Equalist

One of my opponents in the elections this month, he has the backing of the largest political party in the eUK. He’s also due a top job in government...for me that’s MoFA, not CP...at least not yet 😉

Minister of Defence - N W G

He’s a tank, he happens to be a fellow dentist, and he’s been getting to know the world of foreign affairs this past month. I know he’s an active chap and makes fighting for the eUK look like a work of art...he’s perfect for the MoD.

Deputy MoDs - Mick Cain, mwcerberus & Mario RIO Smerc

Mick’s the 2nd commander of the Royal Navy, he’s currently residing in Poland for bonuses but fear not, he’s a staunch eUK citizen and will do a superb job helping out in the MoD. mwcerberus has held almost every job within government in the eUK, including some positions that don’t exist (but probably should), he’s a fine addition to the MoD team. Mario is a regular on irc these days and he seems to be fitting in to the eUK well...I hope he can continue to gain experience under the tutelage of NWG, Mick and mwc.

Minister of Home Affairs - FightAndProduce

Yes, I know...he’s currently in Pakistan. After a torrid time with a CS application balls up, FaP will be returning to the eUK on the 7th (CS application permitting!). I have worked under him in the MoHA before and his organisational skills are second to none. I know he’ll be able to whip his deputies and myself into shape whilst getting the eUK media into a swirling maelstrom of articles coming out of every orifice.

Deputy MoHAs - Neil Lewis, Alex Popovic & Pomsta3

These three citizens will be there to get the MoHA running. As outlined in my earlier article I want to see the whole eUK getting involved with home affairs. If anyone wants to publish an article through the MoHA newspaper, to potentially get it a wider audience, then these deputies (or FaP & myself) are the people to approach.

Neil Lewis is an active player who wants to get more involved in the eUK government and this is a perfect step up (the way I got in). Alex Popovic is an enthusiastic bloke whose energy I hope will get channelled in the right direction with the MoHA, whilst Pomsta3 is a relatively new face around the place, but I’m sure will do a good job.



Well that’s all I can do this month. I hope you decide to vote for me, because a month with a wookie is far better than a month without.

Oh, and there are still some prizes to be won by checking out my e-birthday article and giving it a vote & comment!

Thanking you kindly,

WookieO.

And here’s some theme music to end the campaign...


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