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Dateline: Monday, October 12, 2015. (Day 2,883)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR
1. Fantasy eMilitary Unit League
2. Congress Report

Fantasy eMilitary Unit League
Mama Lunete

Hey everyone, you may have heard recently there’s something crazy going on called the FeMU league. Now what is this crazy thing? Well if you like charts, tables and statistics, it’s something you should be very excited for. If you like winning, and smashing other people into the ground this game is also for you!
Thanks to our beautiful new coordinator/vice president as George sTrolls we have the opportunity to take part in this game. Be sure to thank him in his article announcing the event

But what is it?

Well, every week there are going to be 125 eUS citizens whom deal the most damage in the country. Each player will get an approximate dollar value assigned to them. You buy these players for an assigned budget each week, it doesn't matter if more than one player buys the same player, and over the course of the week. This budget is not based on gold or cc or anything, it’s just a purely game-within-a-game budget. Anyway, your team’s overall damage will be compared to every other team’s damage, and the winner gets cool prizes! To find out more about these prizes, and to get a list of the players for this week stay tuned to President Gnilraps’ newspaper: 16 Shells

The prize pool and player pool for this week are out already, so go get on it!

If you want you can go ahead and sign up straight away in this form here

If you’ve got any questions regarding the event as a whole don’t hesitate to pop over to #FeMU on IRC, the event organizers will be hanging around there, and don’t forget to smack talk your opposition without mercy.

Oh and be sure to design an awesome logo to get that prize!

If you'd like an example team, here's the one I put together:


Congress Report
EddieA

Congress Week 2 started off with Sign-in, exactly how it should start, apart from the fact that DSoH Jaden A. started in thread in the wrong sub-forum. Anyway, all 16 Socialist congressmen signed in showing 100% presentees while the sign-in record from USWP was 7/13, Feds was 8/12, AMP was 8/10 while WTP having 7/9, which adds up to total of 46/60.

http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,36995.0.html

The sign-in was followed by Cromstar leaving a little, tiny, inconsequential note for Congress members which is as follows;

A discussion thread does not need to be tagged [Discussion] in the thread title. Any thread that is not a proposal or a vote is automatically a discussion thread, you fucking morons people.

http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,37011.0.html

Our Kongress Members tried their level best to get Aramec impeached on 6th of the month. Following were the votes:

Swags (Yay?): 8
Pas Swag (Nay?): 15
Swagstains (Abstain?): 3

So, I am guessing they failed to get Aramec impeached?
Vote Here:

http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,37020.0.html

Well, Congress Drama never ends because next moment, Franklin Stone was resigning because he broke Private Congress Privacy (Like no other congresser ever did that?) His exact words were;

Though I feel most of what is being used against me, the quote and the fact that I mentioned a speculative reserve figure in my articles before I was even in Congress, are bogus; the fact that I used a figure mentioned in a Private Congress thread -even if I didn't mention what is was for- is a breech.
So, I have decide to resign from Congress effective immediately.
See ya'll next month!

Full discussion here:

http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,37034.0.html

Then there were some talks about removing Dioism as National Religion which was defended by outbrust of Dio Supporters and one even went forward to suggest that PilotPhil should be censured and a thread for such purpose was opened here:

http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,37074.0.html [Proposal]
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,37075.0.html [Censure]

Then Wooky Jack came forward with "Saving money for a rainy (sun)day and empowering our Executive's initiatives.", which's OP is;

Well its pretty long, read it from here;

http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,37066.0.html

Sincerely, Your Media Team:
Resoula
Mama Lunete
EddieA