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No, seriously, we’re done with the zombie stuff. USWP is very much alive and we’re not at all a party built around two-clickers like we used to be. That doesn’t mean we disagree with their existence or don’t appreciate them, but every party has two-clickers. We’re not settling for inactivity, we’re not looking to rest on our history and call it good. USWP is making a name for itself again. There’s a reason the greats come from and retire in USWP, let’s not lose it.



Anyway, that’s not the point of this. See, I’m running for Party President of USWP because I care about my party and believe they’re worth suffering through actually having a media presence for. There’s a wonderful supportive culture and surprisingly reliable people within the party, and I’ve known many of them since I started playing because they were a great help back then as well. With a mix of what appears to be laid-back old players who’ve watched everything, new players that want in on all the action, a lot of inactives, and a Pfeiffer who’s easy to view as a sour asshole… Why would anyone like us, right? The problem with that is that USWP’s not just what you see there.

I’ve worked as a congressman for months, played the part of VPP, and even ran for [and surprisingly enough won] the Speaker of House position recently. With our own WildOwl running the country now, someone needs to let him focus on that, and so I’m prepared to take that leap and try my hand at pushing the party in the right direction. I intend to do all I can to see to it that activity continues to grow and that we continue to raise leaders for when the eUS needs them.

USWP’s earned my loyalty and I’ve grown quite an interest in helping ensure we never lose our touch. For my peers, I’ve dabbled in media [though obviously not consistently by any measure], I’ve touched on graphics work, I’ve tried building myself a collection of party images, and I’ve even grown increasingly politically active. It’s still always weird for me at first with every new thing, but I enjoy representing USWP through every position I’ve taken on so far, though I’ve admittedly not proven myself a “natural leader” or a particularly professional politician.



Let’s be honest, I hate writing this fluff, and I’ll hate it every time, so let’s move on. Who’s in my cabinet? Hell if I know, still deciding on that, because I want the right people and not to settle, plus I really don't plan on having a large team. If I need work done, I'll do it or pay workers to work.

Oh, and here’s you a pony picture because people demand pictures and ponies:



This is your not-always-friendly, multi-term congressman Kortanul signing out.

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