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[UKRP] Time for a bit of Congress

Day 2,438, 04:07 • Published in United Kingdom

• by WookieO

It’s Congress Election Time!

Hello again all you lovely, lovely people.

For this month’s UKRP Congress list, all I asked you to do was send me a few words outlining why you should be a member of Congress.

The response was ~~overwhelming~~ as expected, but I thank those that did take the time to send me a PM. I took all your messages and input them into my amazing, magical Congress list calculating machine and thus the UKRP list was ordered…

Only the most modern of technology is employed in the daily running of the UKRP…

So here’s the rundown of our candidates this month. I’ve included a snippet of the messages they sent me which helped choose the order, plus a personal ’favourite bit’ too:

Well that’s all for this article, if you’re further down the list than you’d hoped for then you need to bribe me better next time.

If you’re not even in the top twelve it’s because you didn’t send me a message, even after I’d sent a PM to everybody in the party which took me bleedin’ ages by the way!

Don’t forget to vote tomorrow (Friday), so that the UKRP has a say in how this country is run!

One last thing before I sign off, Kapten Johnson has recently returned to the UKRP after his sabbatical in Turkey and has restarted his wonderful raffle which you should check out now!

That’s all for now then. Remember to join the UKRP if you want to enjoy yourself more.

Regards,

WookieO

UKRP Party President
Royal Whipping Boy
Hairiest Dentist

Comments

WookieO Day 2,438, 04:13

Ok...so my MS Paint skills need some work. I have no idea why the first three are bigger than the rest...hopefully you can still read them.

Vote UKRP on Friday and elect some bleedin' fine candidates!

Rob the Bruce Day 2,438, 04:21

It's because us top 3 are the best, obviously

Charlie Silverhand Day 2,438, 04:33

Rob gets it 😛

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,438, 04:17

Good luck.

WookieO Day 2,438, 04:20

Cheers

Rob the Bruce Day 2,438, 04:24

Sexy congress list there

Charlie Silverhand Day 2,438, 04:34

Voted \o/ looking forward to a strong showing for UKRP 😃

RealAleTime Day 2,438, 05:04

Massacar Day 2,438, 06:49

Look at all of that RN in that congress list. 10/10 would do again.

Rob the Bruce Day 2,438, 07:25

RN PTO \o/

Sambo911 Day 2,438, 23:12

ssssh Rob not in public

WookieO Day 2,438, 08:08

Yes, I only really spotted that after I'd done the list. Needs more DC next time methinks 😛

Massacar Day 2,438, 08:33

I mean a lot of your dentists are former RN, so it's pretty close I'd say.

Kapten Johnson Day 2,438, 10:38

Nice list of congressmen that's for sure! Make us proud!

Neil Lewis Day 2,438, 14:04

the "cunning plan" will be announced after the congress elections

Rob the Bruce Day 2,438, 18:02

Exciting

Sambo911 Day 2,438, 23:14

Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on, and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?

Neil Lewis Day 2,438, 23:56

dammit! that was the opening line to my article! or some plagiarism of a Blackadder quotation, anyway

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