[TUP] Insert Catchy Official Party Election Slogan HERE

Day 2,712, 15:09 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Karacticus


You can never accuse us of rushing! I've been asked by our Supreme Leader to bang out an article about why you should vote for usThe Unity Party). I'll assume others were asked and I was the only one to respond.

WHY SHOULD YOU VOTE FOR US?


Everyone loves gifs of old comedies

Would you like me to tell you all the things you'd like to here? Ok imagine I have.
For everyone else here is a list of things that collectively our potential congress peoples will do/be done to:-

1). We will always put our country first - even if it upsets people/animals.
2). If we make a mistake we'll tell you.
3). We'll back this dictator thing but only if we remove any reference to the cabal. It's not 2009 and it's not as good.
4). If any of our congress people turn out to be cabbages we'll put them up for adoption.
5). We'll be actively active without actually doing physical activities.

WHO ARE YOU?

We are legion The Unity Party. Our list has now been finalised and can be found HERE

I'm not writing a fictional biography for everyone - I'm not that imaginative. Rest assured though if any of them bugger anything up then I'll write them a stern message and bitch about it in an article.


Stern words


Anyway...
That's all you're getting.

Love and Hugs

Karacticus

I hope this is ok Paul - If not I'll just copy and paste Appleby's article and change the pictures.