[President] What a Lovely Day

Day 2,864, 11:40 • Published in USA USA • by Aeriadne
Here they come again... worming their way into the black matter of my brain.


Doeling Out the Punishment
The war for Spanish bacon has progressed well. Having taken more ground than we've given, our troops have cut a swath across the Iberian peninsula. Our forces have rallied, time and again, met the enemy on the field of battle, and basically destroyed them.


Oftentimes with flamethrower guitars.

Pacifican forces were quick to rally against Lord Doel's meager resistance. Our Latvian and Russian brothers in arms responded to a spike in Spanish aggression the way they're famous for. With no mercy to shed and only bombs to bleed, they battered the Pig Army as the our invasion forces regrouped.


Latvian and Russian war boys are a thing of booming beauty.

With great thanks given to our Pacifican allies, the Murican Armada has rolled the Spanish like they were piggies in a blanket. Tearing across the once fertile and now burning plains, we've finally reached the doorstep of the rich jewel on Spain's eastern shore: the Capital. I, for one, have always wanted to go to Barcelona.


And it's looking like it'll be a lovely arrival...

If the Spanish forces can withstand us continuing to doel out wave after wave of punishment, then you can color this halfling surprised. But I only foresee more lovely days to come.

Such lovely... lovely days...


Madness, I Say!
Harvest Festival has taken a griping turn. It seems our dear WHPR has been overtaken with a bout of insanity. Personally, a little madness now and then does people good. The monkeys they've got slapping at keyboard in the James Brady Press Room are virulent things.


But boy, they can dance.

There's a little treat at the end of this week of madness, too. A nice, little project I've set for myself. For those who remember my Valentines Day shenanigans, think that, only on a national scale.

Yeah... madness week gon be good. 😁


Had a crap weekend, and a worse yesterday. Big thanks to my friends for watching my back. Aramec's back and cookin' with heat.

Happy first day of Fall, everyone!