[POTUS] Vote any party but AFA

Day 1,800, 12:43 • Published in USA USA • by Pfeiffer.
From the desk of the President


Good morning, America.

The United States is now at war with Hungary.


The Huns are that way

Everyone needs to saddle up for the next battle. Obviously, the Huns hit while we were asleep this morning, but we know when their next attack will come, and we're going to be ready for it...and we'll have our NE bonus finally (thanks to the AFA for proposing a bullshit NE which cost us 24 hours), so those rounds we lost 49 to 51 will flip to us.

Related to this, CTRL HQ is currently discussing how to deal with the fact that Poland has yet to take a public position in this war, and still has not sent the MPP required by our charter to the USA. I'm told there will be a vote of some sort tomorrow. Either way, this is the point at which CTRL will either coalesce or fall. Ball is in your court, Pierre.

In the mean time...



This is totally clickable

eNPR has been going really well, and been a lot of fun. If you don't normally listen, tune in on Friday at 1800 eRep time.

IN EVEN MORE FANTASTICAL NEWS

Branch hopping week three has been going for a few days, and let me tell you...I feel pretty good about my newest MU.

I'm now a SEAL. RAWR

That's right, ST6 baby!



ST6 was founded by my long time butt-buddy Josh Frost years ago to meet the need for a hard hitting, and very mobile, RW unit. ST6 would fly all over the world freeing the shit out of people. ST6 has always evolved with the time, and is now one of the most elite units in the entire world, regularly pumping out Gods of War and flipping walls like a baws.

This feels fitting, being USWP Party President, President of the USA, and a Seal at the same time. I can feel the slightly mentally damaged, yet benevolent, spirit of Josh Frost looking down on me...and then swearing at me because I didn't do it sooner.

If you're interested in joining ST6, well, I was going to give you a link to an application but it's more fun if you just send Cubby a message. If he asks why you didn't sign up on the form, blame Maxx Johnson.

As always, I am...

Yours in Service,
~Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Proud Seal
President of the United States