[PoTUS] Chilean Pillar Humping
Tyler Bubblar
As I have stated in some of my articles I used to play World of Warcraft. I was a PVE player for the most part because I honestly did not and do not have the temperament for PVP. Getting stun locked by a rogue, or DoTed up then feared by a warlock used to drive me absolutely insane. However the thing that drove me absolutely to the verge of insanity were the pillar humpers in the arena. I still feel a twinge of irritation just thinking about it. Especially with druids who could simply shapeshift out of any movement impairing effects, run around the pillar and throw heal over time (HoTs) instant cast spells on themselves, and be on their way.
I was a decent typist when I began playing WoW. After playing in the Arena matches my skill quickly improved to far above average. I learned to type /yell #@#$ you! You mother %^$#ing pillar humping sons of %^$^$! Faster than should be humanly possible as I was dying in a match I thought I had won. Eventually I learned to put my disdain in an easy to use one push of the button macro, but it was never as satisfying. Why am I telling you this? Because we have seen over this weekend the eRepublik equivalent from Chile when they RWed Lower Nomandy back to France.
This maneuver effectively delayed the USA from attacking Chile for several days. Our NE which took a full day was wasted. We then had to NE France taking another full day so we could take Lower Normandy regaining our border with Chile. First however the NSC had to labor diligently over the weekend to shoot down a Bolivian AS on French held Lower Normandy. Had this Airstrike landed it would have delayed us even more. Once Bolivia was out of the picture we attacked Lower Normandy and opened a RW in Paris to delay future attempts to cut the border again. This has not quite turned out the way I had hoped. My administration was poised to spend Millions of cc to wrest Lower Normandy from Chilean hands. We shall have to try again in Upper Normandy. Even so the epic showdown we were all hoping for appears to not be in the making. The Polish were pushed out of the conflict but it was done at a price. Slovenia has been little short of fantastic in their Successful attacks on Chile and thanks to the aforementioned delays have stood toe to toe with arguably the strongest, most dynamic nation in eRepublik and have acquitted themselves with honor.
Tomorrow (7/21/15) unless something unforeseen occurs we will have our battle with Chile. I recognize that it likely will not be the contest of strength that it would have been a few days ago. Funds only stretch so far, and EBs only last so long before they must be replenished. Yet we will still enjoy this confrontation with a world class foe. Do not think however, that EuroTrip Summer 2015 will end with Chile. I have kept my intentions quiet as I want to give Chile the full attention and respect they deserve. That said when Chile is removed from Europe the USA will be heading on to another destination. Our EuroTrip is not even close to finished. We have a few more destinations on the horizon.
When it was brought to my attention that Argentina had proposed an Airstrike into Mexico I asked myself if it was something about me. A few others commented along those lines. My previous term as CP in October Argentina did the same thing. Things were a bit different then. We were not in the same camp as Argentina and had no other conflicts going. As such my administration devoted more than 5.5 million cc to honor the Tequila Accords and defend our friends to the South. This time around we had an MPP with both nations, and our attention was firmly on removing Chile from Europe. The timing of the AS was not something my administration was pleased about and we made our displeasure known. Contrary to what some have said this was not coordinated as it robbed us of our Argentine MPP on the eve of battle with Chile. That is it would have been the eve of battle had they not cut and run. My administration will continue working to bring this situation to a peaceful end.
July 21, 2015 marks the halfway point of this Presidential Term. While things have not been perfect, I feel we are having a solid month, and my administration has no intentions of letting up now. There are so many that are working hard to make the eUSA a better place every day. The State Department and NSC/DoD (eShades, Garmr, RaccoonGoon, and HenryFrench) have worked nearly around the clock to keep things coordinated and flowing smoothly in all of these Euro campaigns. MrCarey my Chief of Staff has been nothing short of fantastic in keeping things organized and moving in a productive direction. Derphoof has hosted some very solid eNPR episodes along with Aramec. SColbert has some of the most entertaining and creative daily press releases. The Interior/Education Department (Aramec, Jefferson Locke, Jaden, Eddie A, WookyJack, Nick Bergman, and Tom Cauchon) is doing some serious work. They publish near daily. They are constantly brainstorming new ideas and/or ways to do things better. A good example is the recent team up of Flight Training with the American University. In short I am proud of the last 15 days and look forward to 15 more. Until next time America!
Update: Chile has opened yet another RW in Upper Normandy to cut the border with the USA. It looks like we'll have to play NE two step one more time. The objective is to remove Chile from Europe, but it's also to provide the citizens of the eUSA a quality opponent to fight.
Comments
Let's give this another try Chile.
Blah blah blah, who gives a f%$§ about you playing WoW
Your last CP term was crap, this one will be even crappier with more stupid excuses .
It's the 21st and you still haven't attacked Chile
And you helped Portugal with the Spaniards sooooooooooo well.
Failior Bubble o/ LMAO
Calm down, little friend. Dont be so frustrated over an online game.
Where do you sense frustration?
You and your pal Bubble should be frustrated because you can't even attack a hard boiled egg with a spoon
http://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield-new/65731 Georgia need Help! Fight For georgia!
i'm interested in this pillar humping of chile's
Translation: Argies airstrike Mexico, we lose our MPP with them and therefor our balls to attack Chile as well.
Searching for balls now....
Believe that Senorita Rosita has them in her passion....
Do you need help to find the button to start the fight with Chile...no it's not that one...no this one neither...
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Bubble searching for the button, day 3 - EPIC!!!!!
Troll harder VT.
At least I am hard, softy LMAO
Found that button yet?
Not epic mate. Mildly amusing perhaps but not epic. I have not seen epic in this game for a long time.
This is FN hilarious, America's Dictator is hacked off cause Chili knows how to play the game and has frustrated his every move; this is the best that our government had to offer as puppet?
Ad hominem attacks from Franklin Stone. What else is new.
ad ho·mi·nem
ˌad ˈhämənəm/
adverb & adjective
1. (of an argument or reaction) directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining.
Please explain how stating that the 'America's Dictator is hacked off' is a personal attack against you and not the office?
Where I come from calling someone a puppet is a personal attack on someone's character.
Expecting Failor Bubble's new article with crappy excuses in 3 - 2 - 1
Those moves were not preventable. Coordination with 4 countries is also harder than coordination as 1.
WHAT COORDINATION NOW??? ATTACK LOWER NORMANDY OR STFU, DUMBO!
buahahahahaha
All Croatia had to do was call for help and the world came, America could and maybe should do the same; in a war game with no strategy let alone tactics the eUSA government can't even seem to start a war without tripping over it's own Richard....
Diggin the WoW references, keep them up.
He probably sucks at WoW as he does as Potus...
Cutting his leg off with his own sword and such
xD
Voted!
Very educational. I had heard of pillow biters but not pillar humpers.
jajaja
Lol- as someone said above "searching for balls", i'll add "... and a bit of wit"!!!
So let me get this straight....
You wanted a challenge by attacking another country with 2/3rds of the damage in the game in a gang-bang.
Then you failed, because you got tactically outmaneuvered and decided to berate your opponent out of frustration.
And through it all you talk about honor?
Helping your longstanding ally Mexico, which lent you their regions when you needed them for years would have been honorable.
Honorable and eUS foreign politics are mutual exclusive xD
As opposed to betraying the Party you supposedly love the moment they place their trust in you? You're a traitorous, blacklisted enemy of the state. Who are you to cast aspersions on the honor of anyone or anything?
Don't know what you're talking about. Hallucinating much???
But that's the modus operandi of Failor Bubble: create distractions, invent stories and keep on producing excuses.
Good job
xD
So much factually incorrect in that comment.
:l