[HU]Great news! You're stuck with me!

Day 1,057, 05:06 • Published in Hungary China • by mihail.cazacu

Dear Western Romanians,

The Admins decided to punish the recent Serbian media spam by restricting the country of publication of a newspaper.

From now on, for as long I will keep my Western Romanian citizenship (graciously awarded to myself through my other multi-account, Zoli), you will be the only privileged ones to enjoy my articles.

That being said, let's get down to business.

Western Romania's integration into EDEN

After we finish integrating Russia into EDEN we will return to processing you application.

By the way, there was absolutely no need to reapply in Banat. We have a backlog of unprocessed Hungarian applications since an acute attack of "Butthurtus Trianonensis" made you invade Slovakia two years ago. The only reason we haven't united with you back then was the Admin's decision to stop the military module for 2 months.

It is true in the mean time a lot of paperwork regarding your repeated applications has accumulated, due to all sorts of mischief you've created all around the eWorld. You still owe Spain 16000 gold, among other things. But don't worry, in order to speed up the process we'll have Croatia giving us a hand.

Yes, I am fully aware you'll be rage-quitting when that happens. This is why I made a easy-to-follow guide to assist you in the process.

Rage-quitting instructions for the Western Romanians

1. Wait till we finalize the process of admitting you to EDEN.

2. Once that's done use the media module to spam your own media because the Croatian and Romanian media will be out of reach.

3. Rage-quit only after you've squeezed out dry all the content of your troll glands. It's environmentally safe, nobody else would be able to read that except yourselves. And you'll be quitting.