[Fataliix4CP] Almost time to get your voting fingers out...

Day 2,689, 05:59 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


Forever Emperor for Country President…

We are closing in on another Country President election in the eUK and now that we have revolted against Wayne the Gracious, the new CP will actually have something to do!

It is with this in mind that us bods over at the UK Reform Party sat down in a small room with ten bottles of Polish vodka, that we bought from Mikael who plumbed in my new bathroom, and we discussed who would be best to run the country for the next month.

In the end it was obvious. Me. However it’s not September so I can’t do a serious run, which means we all shrugged and told our UKRP Forever Emperor, Fataliix that he was the man for the job.


Fataliix is a red yellow hot chili pepper…pleasure spiked with pain





Serious business…

Some people may suggest that my cohorts and I aren’t about the srs bsns and I will admit we like to amuse ourselves, but this is a game after all. We can put our serious hats on if needs be though and I know that Fataliix will use a mixture of both if he is elected on the 5th.


Gali2332 sporting our latest serious hat…

To show exactly how damn serious we are about this election, I even ran an internal poll to see who the UKRPers wanted to support this month.

I gave the party the options I knew were open to us plus asked them a very pertinent question regarding one of the other political parties…


Mmmmmmmm, a form to fill in…


Given a day or so to fill out this form I was pleasantly surprised with the responses. We had 27 votes cast, although Appleby did forget he’d already voted, so had a second crack at it. The old bugger is losing his marbles though, so you have to forgive him.



Fataliix you’re a rock star...get the show on, get paid…





Fataliix4CP

With an overwhelming 96% of the vote (even when you disregard Appleby’s senility) Fataliix wins by a clear margin and we hope that you support him on Sunday.



Just because you feel good, doesn’t make it right…unless you’re voting for Fataliix...

Thanks for reading and I apologise about my terrible MSPaint skillz,

WookieO

UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP
Royal Whipping Boy