[DS4PREZ] The Agocide directive. (Delayed but not denied)
Dillan Stone
EDIT: Well, apparently neither the PFC nor the Beavers will run me this month. It was a last minute run, so I can't really fault either party for choosing to run no-one instead of me. Actually, I can't really fault them for running no-one instead of me anyway, but let's face it, the other candidates are pretty awful. I will be back, next month I'll get even more votes than this month. Zero is a hard bar to pass, but I'm confident.
The other candidates are pretty awful, but I'll suggest my one or two supporters to vote for IBB. A person who won't even fight to keep his own party? That is exactly the sort of greater evil we need in these trying times of stupid weekly contests.
Original post below:
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, and smelly alcoholic bums, I've come to a terrible realization.
The realization is that DMV is right.
Ok, why would I say that in a post announcing my run for the Presidency? Simple, his problem is he didn't go far enough.
First, my platform and plans.
1) Taxes: 25%
2) Wars: None
3) Activity on forum: None
4) Cabinet: None
Sounds crazy, right? Well, mes amis (I'm in the CPF, so I have to throw in some French. It's the law), here's my realization.
This game is dying. And those of us who are still playing it, we're like addicts, just trying to get one more hit before the metaphor is lost in a confusing haze of whatever it was I was talking about.
Anyway, we're all sitting here playing this game while Plato tries to milk just a few Eurocents more out of us rather than even pretending to work on fixing its problems.
So, we know this game will soon be dead. You know it. I know it. Plato would know it if he bothered to log on. We have no power to prevent it from dying. But we do have some say in HOW it dies.
Therefore, the Agocide directive - agos, the greek word for game (or so Google informs me) and cide, which is just missing an r from being a nice beverage.
It should be the national mission of Canada to bring forth the circumstances where the entire world is under the control of one dictator, permanently.
That dictator would probably be Romper - he bought the game, he gets it. But within Canada, we have a choice;
DMV: Who clearly also wants to kill the game, he's just not going far enough,
Mann: Who appears to be under the delusion that the game is salvagable?
Non, mes amis. Let us all embrace our inner Vandal. We don't need no water. Let it burn.
Comments
Apparently, it's spelled agon, not agos. Whatever, it's still Greek to me.
Amis, Romains, Compatriotes... et chochards alcooliques malodorantes, je viens à une réalisation terrible.
DMV avait raison.
Ok, pourquois devrais-je dire ça dans un post annonçant ma campaign présidentialle? Simplement; son probléme est quíl ne va pas assez loin!
Tout dábort, mes plans.
1) Impôts: 25%
2) Guerres: Aucun
3) Le forum: Aucun
4) Cabinet: Aucun
Semble fou, non? Eh bien, my friends, voici ma réalisation.
Ce jeu est en train de mourir. Et ceux d'entre nous qui sont encore en cours de lecture, nous sommes comme des toxicomanes, juste essayer d'obtenir un succès plus avant la métaphore est perdu dans une brume confuse de tout ce qu'il était que je parlais.
Quoi qu'il en soit, nous sommes tous assis ici en jouant à ce jeu tout Platon tente de lait quelques centimes plus sur nous plutôt que, même en faisant semblant de travailler sur la fixation de ses problèmes.
Donc, nous savons ce jeu sera bientôt mort. Tu le sais. Je sais cela. Platon aurait-il savoir si la peine de se connecter. Nous avons pas le pouvoir de l'empêcher de mourir. Mais nous ne disposons certains disent dans la façon dont il meurt.
Par conséquent, la directive Agocide - Agos, le mot grec pour le jeu (ou si Google informe moi) et cide, qui est juste manque un r d'être une boisson agréable.
Il devrait être la mission nationale du Canada pour enfanter les circonstances où le monde entier est sous le contrôle d'un dictateur, de façon permanente.
Ce dictateur serait probablement Romper - il a acheté le jeu, il l'obtient. Mais au Canada, nous avons un choix;
DMV: Qui veut aussi clairement de tuer le match, il est tout simplement pas assez loin,
Mann: Qui semble être dans l'illusion que le jeu est salvagable?
Non, mis amigos. Laissez-nous tous d'adopter la Vandal l'intérieur de nous. Nous ne devons pas l'eau. Laisse le brûler.
You and simulare should hook up to form a Death Metal eBand. I'll volunteer to sell t-shirts at the door.
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"before the metaphor is lost in a confusing haze of whatever it was I was talking about."
Gold. Gold I say.
You'd never be able to do it but would be highly interesting if the entire country didn't log in for 24 hours. I bet Plato would quit smokin' his metaphor to see what's going on.
No Cabinet and no activity as a plan. Love that
Only 25%?
25% is the maximum setting for work tax, sadly. It's a tough life.
Since you seem to love the CPF, you should join us!
Whoops, I meant PFC. For some reason my drug-addled mind decided last night that the acronym was la Canadien Partie des Francophones. Which is incorrect, of course. Since I didn't apply for the CPF primary, naturally I wouldn't get your endorsement. As for joining the CPF... la Francais est la plus belle langue du monde, sauf le Klingon mais sur.