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[DMV4CP] My Armoire!

Day 2,752, 16:51 • Published in Canada Canada

• by DMV3

VP: Rylde
MoFA: Klop
Minister of Finance: Aries Prime
Minister of Education: Utat
Minister or War (Offensive War is better than Defense): Exalted Druid
Minster of Francophile Affairs: Quentin Carlson
Minister of Propaganda: Crisfire

If you're interested in a deputy position please contact me. Anyone who applies will be given a position.

Comments

Rylde Day 2,752, 18:20

I just found out I got a job lmao!!!

olivermellors Day 2,752, 18:27

walnut?

The Dungeon Master Day 2,752, 19:00

Utat is Minister of Education
Can I be Minister of Utat?

DMV3 Day 2,752, 19:08

Yes, yes you can!

Foxfire Day 2,752, 19:16

We need a Minister of Cabinets.

DMV3 Day 2,752, 19:19

I nominate you as Minister of Cabinets

Azarius Theron Day 2,752, 20:02

Next show us your war trunk.

Joseph Rich Day 2,752, 21:52

No domestic affairs? eg. Immigration...

Simulare Day 2,753, 10:50

lol @ immigration. that's brilliant

Utat Day 2,752, 22:07

Cookiepuss Day 2,753, 06:36

I don't like the Armoire... nope.

Simulare Day 2,753, 11:11

You can say what you want about dennis but don't you never speak ill of a man's armoire. You realize that the bloodiest battles in history have been over armoire insults.

History books tell you that the American Civil War was over slavery and state's rights but few know the real reason. In early 1861, while visiting Jefferson Davis' home, Abraham Lincoln threw down the gauntlet. Lincoln, in his drunken state referred to Davis' armoire as overly large and pretentious and was obviously Davis' way of compensating for other inadequacies. Then, Davis made a few jabs at Lincoln telling him that his wife was a pig and that his hat made him look like a big walking penis. Historians are unsure what followed but it is clear that the armoire joke was the catalyst.

Cookiepuss Day 2,753, 11:27

Well then.. *puts bullets in cartridge*... I guess me an Abe should tip glass sometime..

Isaac Rose Day 2,753, 20:46

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Isaac Rose Day 2,753, 20:54

Woah woah woah, lad, Rylde as VP? Isn't he currently begging on Japan's doorstep to let him in or something?

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