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[DMV4CP] Bored to Death or Death to Boredom!

Day 2,780, 16:48 • Published in Canada Canada

• by DMV3

Friends, Canadians, Francophones, lend me your ears! Today I am announcing my bid for Canadian CP. I know I'm an extremely controversial character and that is not something I attempt to hide from. I bring a level of fun to government that some may find inappropriate, but I believe that right now fun and drama are things we desperately need in order to keep our population interested.

The drama I'm referring to isn't invading a much larger country that will ultimately end badly for us and for a very long time. No, what I'm referring to is showmanship, drive, and purpose of action. I do enjoy a backroom powerplay both in eCanadian politics and in international politics. Right now this is exactly what we need to keep people interested in eCanada and in this game.

I'm not everyone's best friend, but I like to win and I like to deliver wins to my country. It is this desire to win no matter the cost that has made eCanada a giant killer and has built our country into a major player in this game despite our relatively small size. Love me or hate me, that is exactly what I bring to the table and if elected to my fourth term as CP, victory on the battlefield is exactly what I will deliver.

Hail the eCanadian Empire!
Victory uber alles!

Comments

Franklin Stone Day 2,780, 17:08

\o/

n0s3 Day 2,780, 17:54

Would support despite DMV being a filthy Canadian. :3

Nohime Day 2,780, 18:04

D I R T WHHHYYYY???? BECUZ HE"S GOTTA

menon111 Day 2,780, 21:22

V
Good luck.

DodgyHagrid Day 2,780, 21:39

Good luck! o7

capoqwer Day 2,781, 05:56

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Simulare Day 2,781, 08:08

Nothing controversial in eCanada any more. I think ecanadians are done with drama. heck, Rylde can't even muster up a controversial article. I think you've came back to the party too late. The booze and the hot chicks are gone. The fat lady has sang and is passed out on the floor.

DMV3 Day 2,781, 09:41

I would disagree, while Rylde and I have similar goals we're somewhat different in the way we do things. He's a blunt object, I'm more of a precision tool.

Simulare Day 2,781, 12:13

Goals for whom? Certainly not eCanada. If you did, you'd let other medal hounds earn their virtual scraps while you brought the fight, dictator style, to the rest of the world.

Everyone's dumping their funds into a last hoorah. That should tell you something. Even the people who have the money and status don't care anymore. The fun has been wrung out of eCanada. Its like a broken record. Every other month its DMV or Rylde returning from some hiatus to save the nation from boredom. To that I say again, "Too late" What's worse is that you guys probably don't realize that this constant back and forth stuff is what's causing people to lose interest. So, in essence, your efforts to save the patient are actually killing him.

If that is indeed your common goal, I commend you both and wish you the best of luck. I will gladly assist in the further destruction of this deplorable game.