[Appleby] Day 1 - >_>

Day 2,785, 05:52 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby

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Afternoon gentlemen, mucho gracias for the overwhelming mandate to govern the current non-entity of Great Britain and Northern Broland o7.

In a shoddy public relations attempt to show we’ve more or less hit the ground running I am happy to bring the first updates for July’s Government of Most of our Active Citizens.

As always, if you want to get involved/find out whats going on feel free to join us on #Talisker

Foreign Affairs News

-Special Envoy Mitte has been dispatched to negotiate an Argentinian surrender from our shores. Will know the results if they send her back in one piece...

-Foreign CPs are due to be ritually spammed with all our gob details. Given we have almost 40 staff members this term we’ll no doubt win the international award for Completely Overdoing It.

-We will be keeping an eye out for interesting foreign events and articles to keep you up to date with as the term goes along. If you spot any yerself then feel free to let us know :3.

-When things get particularly dull you can expect a few case studies of our current relationships and a few articles baning on about our shared history with former friends, foes and alliances.

Ministry of Information

-A few introductory articles about the structure of our government/constitutionalism & how to get involved

-A ‘how the game works’ series/teaching up those that would like to know more

-Helping organise suggestions for improvements to the game that we can go with our allies to and see if they agree/then try and force negotiations with the admins if it really takes off

Entertainment

-Gali & Rob’s personal fiefdom, there will no doubt be a lot of serious silliness this month that you can get involved in at your own peril…

Defence

-We’re gonna try and coordinate a lot more with allies this month; MoD and MoFA will have a lot of work trying to get these forigs ‘ere on time and in a presentable manner…

-We’ll also be bringing back Call to Arms after a generous donation from King Woldy :3.

Finance

-Keepin’ up the weekly reports essentially, counting down the pennies till we’ve run out…


Have a few suggestions/think the above is a load of bollocks? Drop us yer comment!

Cheers for me 3rd CP medal you generous sods 😛



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