You can be one too

Day 1,929, 12:32 Published in USA USA by weasel2

What does the gravy boat in Pope Benedict's hand signify? I am curious (red).

Disclaimer: I am not one of the illuminati.

1) The Elite are a cabal of IRC junkies who decide which of their yes-men cronies should get the perks.
2) The Elite are the snobby oldfags that despise all the newfags that don’t commune with the sand.
3) The Elite are the jaded oldfags that deride evry idea because they have seen it all before.
4) The Elite are those who decide how things will be but don’t bother to tell everyone because who cares what they think?
5) The Elite are arrogant egotists whose motivation is self aggrandisement.
6) The Elite are game players par excellence (maybe) who are going to win.
7) The Elite are just trolls getting their jollies by messing with people.
😎 The Elite are fools who buy gold to succeed in a stupid browser game.
9) The Elite are a closed claque who trade around the CP, PP and Congress seats so they will control everything.
10) The Elite are insidious, conspiratory, collusive, covert, reticent, and infiltrative (I’m real proud of that last one).

Uh, well, mostly no.

The Elite are those that talk to each other.
The Elite are those that try to do stuff.
The Elite are those that communicate. They write articles, shouts, PMs, post on the forums and play on IRC.
The Elite have jobs.

You should join them.
Yes, it is very high schoolish. Who is doing what with who when.
Can you get to be friends with any of these people?
You will only know if you try.