Where Are They Now?
Ser Fartsalot
Dear UK,
This second report will focus on current whereabouts of members of criminal organization that wants to destroy our community.
And with that I invite you play some theme music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8RX0qOwvU
1. The illegitimate ex-CP BigAnt
Ever since he stole over 900,000 GBP and 1400 gold and bragged about it:
and later tried to justify it without returning it:
the illegitimate ex-CP was moving from one party to the other and has now applied for citizenship in eChina:
One of his last words were:
His criminal record will follow him wherever he goes. The diligent guys from Mi5 will contact e-Chinese authorities as soon as he gets accepted.
2. Ex-Prime Minister Don Dapper aka You may call me V and the future court jester for King Woldy I
Seems that everything that happened was too much for Dapper to process. He first rejoiced about money being stolen and said he would give his party over money any time:
and even said how it was all preplanned and eUK was playe
😛
Then, he tried to spin it around and say that the money is taken for safe-keeping and the country is infested with "Terrorists", blacklisting an agent of this organization.
In the following days, Dapper was given an opportunity to cooperate with law enforcement agencies for the sake of national security. However, he rejected the offer and confirmed that he will continue to support the group with an aim of destroying eUK... Reason?
"The UK is a vile place for ages":
He further elaborates:
The agency is still in shock how someone who has so much displeasure playing this continues to do so with the sole purpose of making it miserable for everyone else. I wish all the best to Don Dapper as it seems this game could affect his health. Bless him.
3. Ex-member of the illegitimate Cabinet and multi camp leader ClairV0yance
Ever since the first report was published about the illegal activities of his criminal group, aimed at destroying eUK, ClairV0yance has stepped up his efforts and eventually lost his mind.
The first was an attempt to be an entrepreneur:
Then he offered other parties 65 votes in Congress elections:
After showing his gold count and few attempts to convince the UK public how he's here only to help, he lost it in one article, mainly focusing on his sexual fears (desires?):
ClairV0yance still persists that he is here only to help and show to UK he wishes all the best. It is not a new tactic for someone that's already being involved in PTO attempts in other countries. Don't expect him to admit anything like atohnhaketon and others have already done.
What's next for ClairV0yance? He says he might go to eSerbia, run for CP, then sell his account.
Translation: "he (BigAnt) won only because you imported 10 votes late in the evening
Clairvoyance: I'm going to Serbia
and I don't give a sh*t
I'll sell this account very soon anyway
and that's that"
The offer to buy CP medals for him and atohnhaketon if they leave eUK, ClairV0yance declined with the explanation that the an account with a CP medal in ePhilippines has no worth.
Currently ClairV0yance resides in UKRP. So all parties are asked to be extra careful about their numbers. Don't think you are secure and then suddenly drop before election day. Always deduct members from SfU from the total count.
4. Ex-member of the illegitimate Cabinet and the self-proclaimed leader of the House of Greater Serbia atohnhaketon
After a total meltdown in the first Mi5 article, threats issued to one of eSerbia's most prominent politicians with words that "he doesn't deserve to live" and how everything is photo-shopped, atohnhaketon quickly dropped his mask:
He then tried to cover up his tracks and point the blame to the person who've played him all along. By doing so, atohnhaketon intelligently admitted he is here to PTO and destroy genuine UK parties.
He later continued to express his concern about UK and its parties, offering his help on the feed. Lets rewind just before Party President elections to see what atohnhaketon really cares about:
Translation: "Well, I think we'll most probably vote for Ant in TUP again
🙂
To f*** them little more there
😃and get Congress medals xD
If that fails and they win, our party is going to top 5
😃
- So only rugged-mannered, only foully
😃"
Anything more needs to be said about this creature? Funnily enough, no one would want to let the self-proclaimed leader of Greater Serbia... back to eSerbia. He's known as a swindler there.
5. The chief recruiter, multi trafficker and wannabe spokeperson Ludak021
In the last article, Ludak021 was exposed with his admissions of TO and multi trafficking. To directly quote him:
"Attacking Serbs is justified. Our ultimate goal is to TO. Maybe not today, tomorrow, maybe in a year, whatever, but they are right and we are pulling wool over their eyes."
His main issue was not the content of his group messages but the fact that they were released. He later tried to get them taken down by made-up eRepublik rules. His desperation became more evident after he published yet another article full of lies and supposed reports to administration:
So he claims he has no multis? Let's check another Ludak021's group message:
Translation: "also, if you need more people for Congress, I'm available. I don't need 5 gold, no worries
🙂I also have a RL buddy who would come over to UK. He's not a big level, has 5-6 multi accounts which he manages on systems that he administers. I guarantee for him 100% (I'll kick him if he doesn't listen hahah multi accounts were mine
😛)
whoever is in charge here (I have an idea who is) if he's interested send me an in-game message. I write this publicly because I figure this is not a public group "mail"
😉"
Since then, his buddy became a UK citizen and his multi accounts applied for the citizenship. Ludak021 has been awarded by a recruiter position and is more and more active in the media trying to spin everything around. He could have a nice future in the trash recycling industry.
6. The masonic leader of SfU and an enigma Mrkalj Branko
There's not much to be said about Branko. His Serbian language is as bad as his English so half of the things he said our team of cryptographers could not decipher. He kind of reminds me of Sir Vladimir Putin, except he's not funny and wants to TO this country.
Mrkalj Branko's background is closely related to e-masonry. He tried establishing a prominent masonic party of eSerbia. Needlessly to say he failed, so he came to eUK with a similar idea. Right before the PP elections were over, SfU still had a masonic name with him as its "leader". After the group was exposed as PTOers, Branko was quick to contact me and try to explain me his "true reasons" why he's here:
Translation: "Well no ....see you miss poant and especially that I'm bully. I'm investror. as in RL as in in game.
If there is 50 of them they need help to save that house, because they can't save it alone, I will save it for them from other aggressors who want to steal that house, but I will ask in that house for favours, interest, or benefits together with them because I stay in the same house and under same roof and in the same shi* in order to recover their house and keep it safe. As I have invested in that house.
And with proof my damage in exposee you can see my work, effort and interest for UK
So I behave in compliance with their laws and adapt, safeguard, protect.
That what you don't see that I wish to protact UK and borders is your problem, buy glasses, take off blinds... because you are blind.
And there is nothing terrible in what I do, there's beauty which I safeguard and protect.
So our opinions differ again."
Translator from Mi5: WTF am I reading? The grammatical/spelling errors had to be deliberate.
After my remark that he's not wanted in UK and that he's forcing himself upon others, his reply was:
Translation: "Well cull...their problem."
The strange exchange continue:
Translation: "What will you do with the fact that Brits do not want you to do what you're doing...?
Mrkalj: We become their problem... they have to be aware they cannot ignore us, that we ourselves do not want to ignore them.
My position according to that is implementing into their system because we would create advantage over them and achieve our common interest.
So their problem is that they "*not a word* do not like us" and have no confidence.
There are few answers on such question, but because you like stinky socks?
Of course you don't... because they stink.
What would be your purpose ? where you get idea about TO UK? because someone of use, individuals expressed their position ?
Why all meaningless and unconditional attacks? or separation in general, when a lot of them came here for congress medal ?"
The Mi5 translator refused to work on any other of his statements.
There are many other interesting things that were omitted from this report due to its length but Mi5 will keep you informed about the latest activities of the criminal organization.
In the mean time, you can read confessions from hollenboer, ex-V PP, about the true horrors of Dapper's death camp as well as get informed about ATO efforts in this article.
Take care and stay together UK,
Ser Fartsalot
Comments
Don Dapper is a Don
Respect to you my brother o/
MI5? Like the SAS, people that brag about membership usually have nothing to do with what they claim.
Psssst If you're really MI5 your cover is blown
eMi5 is Dapper's creation. You know him? A friend of the guy you've supported in articles and who robbed us blind. Thanks for that.
As you've brought it up again. I've said before Appleby is also a thief but I don't see any articles condemning him. It looks like it's OK to steal if you have the correct set of friends
You're clueless...
OK I'm clueless, what is your excuse
I don't need an excuse. People have already explained you many times that if Huey didn't help him move the money we would have lost even more... Try to be funny at least. Such a repetitive bore.
I would dearly love to see this in real life.
"Yes I stole it officer but it's OK because I think that guy over there was going to steal it if I didn't"
Try it, I'll even send you a cake with a file in it while you're in jail
If this was a life simulation, you'd have a point!
well done mate !!
Interesting read. Be careful, it seems the naked truth and might get reported.
Voted & shouted. o7
http://prntscr.com/45k9w2 says enough i think.
China won't accept him, don't worry.
Then we better bribe a Congressman.
popcorn
You like the choice of music?
Bye BA, gl in China. That's if they're stupid enough to let you in.
BAs cz request http://prntscr.com/45xqle
In the middle a canuke saying he will help with the PTO attept on China
Bottom 2 are 2 serbs.
Coincidence ?
He wants to help fight off the PTO, allegedly 😃.
Kami Carmine is cool tho.
Немам речи. Једноставно, нек' ти је на част и хвала за све!
Неки део није тачан?
Ма заболе ме она ствар да читам шта пишете по новинама. мислио сам да си ОК лик, али не, не дао Бог да Србин Србина не зајебе. Не дај Боже да се Срби сложе. Не, не и не...
Па ви сте зајебали целу Србију. Уништили сте јој имиџ зарад пар медаља, бахаћењем и наметањем воље, подржавањем највећег олоша који је покрао земљу. Својим активностима и даље нарушавате имиџ Србије која је против овога што радите... Тако да немој ти мени о српству да причаш. Обојица добро знамо зашто си овде. Хоћеш на власт силом и преко мојих е-пријатеља који нити раде, нити тренирају, само ћаскају по цео дан на ирц-у... Е па неће да може. Ако желиш лепо да играш и да нам помажеш, да покажеш квалитете, увек си добродошао. У супротном, купи прње и путуј.
Да бре, како да није. Немам намеру да се убеђујем са тобом, ради шта хоћеш, на крају крајева, ово је игрица. Дао сам и отказ код тебе у фирми чисто да знаш. Хвала и довиђења.
Игрица... сад је игрица. Малопре си ми причао о српству. Ти то само кад ти одговара.
Е па да ти кажем онда нешто, не знаш да се играш. Иди у неку другу земљу па уништавај игру зарад медаље. Моје е-другаре остави на миру.
Да си продао Србе у Британији, продао си, то стоји и даље, нећу да понављам оно што сам написао. Поздрав о/
Tvoji e-drugari su ti verovatno i jedini drugari u zivotu : ).
С тобом се не слажу остали Срби који су коментарисали у другом чланку. Ти си продао Србију за једно медаљче... и то вам је већ јасно речено од многих политичара у еСрбији.
Voted
ko tebi drma kavez?
možeš li se još malo uvući u dupe?
koji su tvoji razlozi dolaska u eUK?
sada se sa toliko žara trudiš da ispadneš veći englez od njih samih - u čemu je štos?
šta sad ti ovde predstavljaš - po mom mišljenju ništa drugo osim jednog sitno poltrončića, koji se verovatno nada lepoj nagradi za svoju "odanost". da li ti je jasno da svojim postupcima samo dolivaš ulje na vatru i da time činiš štetu ovoj zemlji?
da se razumemo: mi smo tu i šta god ti rekao tj napisao neće da otera nikoga, već ćeš samo navući bedu na vrat svojim e-Prijateljima.
kao što sam ti pre neko veče rekao dok smo razmenjivali poruke, ovde sam došao sa iskrenim namerama, bilo je nekih koji su hteli da poput cipelića rasture ovu zemlju, ali su takvi bili sprečeni - ne od tebe, ne od engleza već od srba koji su došli ovde. ali opet ti kažem da razmisliš o svojim postupcima jer ti bi trebao da znaš šta je to kada se neko zainati i počne da tera kontru.
imam i ja ovde prijatelje, cs mi nije dao eSrbin ali me ovakvim provokacijama teraš da biram stranu - pa izabraću srbe, sa njima mogu da se šalim, mogu da se svađam a da se niko ne žali posle toga niti da odma piše o tome.
ako će ti biti lakše ponoviću IMAM JA 65 MULTIJA pa ti sad to lepo prevedi i neka se na tome sve završi. objasnio sam ti kako se sve ovo može rešiti ali ti ne želiš da slušaš već želiš samo sebe da promovišeš
Pa onda si svoje e-prijatelje izdao jer podržavaš one koji žele da ih pokradu i da naprave ovde novi UAE.
Ja ovu igru koristim kao platformu za internet druženje, a ne stvaranje e-Velike Srbije i ispoljavanje RL frustracija. Ništa više. Šta god ti mislio tome. Na chat-u provodim više vremena nego ovde.
pa ti onda četuj a pusti druge da rade šta žele. ponavljam ti ovo je igra koja ima svoja pravila, koliko znam i pto je po adminima legitiman. isto napominjem da nisam zato došao ovde, ali ti jesi. ko je tebe ovde pozvao? ko ti je odobrio cs? a oko rl frustracija prvo pitaj neke od svojih e-prijatelja , pa nijedan e-hrvat mi nije napisao toliko ružniš i uvredljivih reči koliko sam ovde dobio, a tada nisam imao ama baš ništa sa ljudima koje napadaš, pogledaj članke od pre 5-6 meseci,, videćeš da svi koriste termin srbi, a ne grupa igrača , dobijao sam poruke tipa "šta vi ubice i koljači ovde tražite..."
pa izvini ali nije ni to u redu, zato sam od početka govorio da ljudi lepo pišu tikete za svakoga ko ima je sumnjiv a ne da sad sve stavljaju u isti koš. svako je odgovoran za sebe i svoje postupke
A znači ipak je PTO? I ne, ja nikada nisam došao zbog toga ovde. Mene su ovde dva puta prihvatili. Ni prvi, a ni drugi put nisam ovde zbog PTO-a... a smešno je da mi govoriš da ti nisi, a trudiš se da ih uguraš u top 5. Eno banovaše još jednog Ludakovog multija, acu... Sve što je napisano je potkrepljeno dokazima. To što ti podržavaš takav način igre je tvoja stvar.
pa ako te zanima potraži pa ćeš videti da uvek i svuda kažem da multije treba banovati - bez obzira čiji su i kojim povodom. a ostalo shvati kako hoćeš.
o7 or should i say oo7 ha ha ha
"I wish all the best to Don Dapper as it seems this game could affect his health. Bless him."
Najveci broj Srba u UK je dosao da:
-pobegne od politicke situacije u eSrbiji (gle ironije)
-se zeza
- pomogne
To je istina. Mozes da verujes i ne moras.
multi camp leader ClairV0yance
Na osnovu izjave pojednica optuzujes njega da je multi-stancer i grupu ljudi da su multiji?
Nemamo multije, nema ih ni ClairV0yance.
To sto je Ludak rekao to je njegov stav. On je pojedninac, nije on vodja. I ne organizuje on nista.
Iz onoga sto je Atoh rekao mozes samo da nagadjas, niko nije spomenuo multije.
Mrkalj isto kao Ludak. PP je zato sto se kandidovao na svoju ruku, nije slusao. Mnogo toga radi na svoju ruku, nesto dobro nesto lose.
Ti imas drugare ovde, i pokusavas da ih stitis. Ja te potpuno razumem, ali nemoj se sluziti lazima i napucavanjem pricica i izjava. Mada je nas vise izje*ao mrav nego vi.. Sto se tice hollenboera, mislim da samo pokusava da stane na pobednicku stranu, da ne kazem da je *****.
Sta da kazem.. Dosao sam da se zabavim, nisam dosao da opljackam nikoga, dosao da pomognem a krivicom drugih proglasen za neprijatelja br 1. Kapirate da cete time upravo od ove grupe i napraviti neprijatelje?
Voleo bih da je to tako ali... ljudi koji govore da je ovo TO i koji su za korišćenje multija su i dalje deo ekipe, i dalje im se nude mesta... Ne sumnjam da ima dobrih ljudi koji bi pomogli ali šta je sa onima koji su ovde zbog nekih drugih razloga. Šta ćemo sa računima koji su primljeni pa banovani kao multiji? Pa ko je tu glavni? Zašto su ti ljudi i dalje deo ekipe? Zašto opet sarađujete sa likom koji je likovao kada je pokraden novac?
Želim svima sve najbolje i nažalost nijedna stvar iz ovog članka nije neistina, a u to ćeš se i sam uveriti vremenom... kada zemlja bude svedena na 50 ljudi i ne bude više nijedan članak na engleskom niti prepoznatljivog engleskog humora, kada njihovi kanali na irc-u budu potpuno ispražnjeni, a eRepublik osiromašen.
Jesu. Ali jako mala manjina. Ako je to jedini problem onda odlicno. To se lako resava.
Ja sam hteo da kazem da si neke navedene ljude nepravedno optuzio, i da je apsolutna vecina Srba dosla ovde zbog prve tri navedene stvari iz mog komentara.
Većina domaćih igrača niti radi, niti trenira... samo se svađaju po ceo dan na chat-u i pričaju priče. Oni ovo koriste kao socijalnu platformu i ne gledaju na igru kao i vi. Ne sumnjam da ćete ih pregaziti vrlo brzo, a onda će se nažalost pokazati zašto je ta mala manjina u stvari jedina koja zna čitavu poentu svega ovoga. A to da nisam nikoga nepravedno optužio će pokazati vreme.
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Aahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha
ovo je jedan od najacih clanaka koje sam procitao ahahahahahha
"one of eSerbia's most prominent politicians"-Hostilian
Pa decko je glup ko tocilo ahahahahaah
da ne kazem nesto jace...nije ni cudo sto se podrzavate,slican se slicnom raduje kaze narod
Kakvi debiliiii,joooj Gospode baci ciglu i budi precizan
Why you do not respect the country of living and use English? I know you and your kind. That hysteric laugh shows you have mental problems.
We all know now that your policy of taking control over UK vanished. You are not important anymore and stop barking around, you are boring.
Hahahhahahah evo ga jos jedan slepac hahahhahaha
ovo je prvoklasna komedija
Here only you are one. Where is Vendetta?
Ha, ha, ha...
Whenever I see atohnhaketon post a message, I just play Wing's Silent Night and laugh.