Where are all the crazy people?

Day 2,427, 20:23 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati


(Interview with Josh Frost)

After having delivered the documents from the alien, ValiantThor; Disorientated and experiencing sharp butt pains, I was leaving the Socialist Freedom Party Headquarters.
As I was reaching for my keys a black Hummer with tinted windows pulled next to my car. Three people, dressed in all black with black ski masks leaped from the vehicle and surrounded me. I took a defensive stance but I was hit on the elbow with a slapjack. Another thug hit me in the back and I must have taken a hit to the face. Then, there was a laps in memory.

It's a little hazy; But I remember waking up with a splitting headache and a ringing sound in my head. There was a bag over my head and my hands were tied. I could feel the cold cement beneath me.
When I started trying to wiggle free, one of the thugs pulled the bag from my head.



The room looked like it was in a vacant office. I could tell where the walls had been, there were wiring conduits and JFrost was sitting in an swiveling chair. Here is the Discussion that followe😛


*JFrost* I have about 45 minutes

*JFrost* so Fire Away

*GhostofTomJoad* Well, first.

*GhostofTomJoad* As far as you know, are the documents authentic?

*JFrost* The chats he has are authentic

*JFrost* but he's not putting them into context

*GhostofTomJoad* OK

*JFrost* The story I was told was as follows

*JFrost* He was approached by Toto

*JFrost* He told Artela and she essentially used him as an inside agent

*JFrost* The problem was... he's not playing with a full deck

*JFrost* HE got worried he would be sold out and he never would have

*JFrost* He became obsessed with the USWP and claimed that Tyler Bubblar had an election stolen from him

*GhostofTomJoad* That answers the next Question; What was your interpretation?

*JFrost* Tyler can confirm this

*JFrost* Gnilraps never made a deal with the AFA

*JFrost* I know this as fact

*JFrost* He talked to them as all presidents have

*JFrost* but he never got a single vote from them

*GhostofTomJoad* So the documents are out or incomplete?

*JFrost* They are out of context

*GhostofTomJoad* I never sw a deal being made

*JFrost* he's taking a few trees and claiming it is the forest

*GhostofTomJoad* (saw)

*JFrost* Needless to say

*JFrost* He held the country hostage

*JFrost* He wanted gnilraps impeached or he was going to run the Serbs

*JFrost* for congress

*JFrost* Tyler tried to talk him down on skype to no avail

*GhostofTomJoad* Is there any documentation of ValientThor, working with AFA?

*JFrost* and thats when we decided to evacuate the WTP and push the BSP up

*JFrost* Outside of him running their candidates on the WTP's ballot, none that I know of

*JFrost* Essentially there's two options

*JFrost* He's either:

*JFrost* A. Mentally erratic and unreliable

*JFrost* B. Working with them

*GhostofTomJoad* I was a little unclear on this; How many candidates did he run. I was under the impression that it was the whole ballot

*JFrost* Either way, he's a non entity in American politics

*JFrost* I think it was about 13-15

*JFrost* which would constitute a full ticket

*GhostofTomJoad* What about the accusations of bots?

*JFrost* Well, this is a long story and will answer most of his claims

*GhostofTomJoad* And the purchase, there of

*JFrost* I'm sure there are active bot masters in the United States

*JFrost* That said, he is once again taking a few trees and making a forest

*JFrost* Back in October we faced a fundamental problem

*JFrost* We could beat RGR every election but we couldn't push him out of the Top 5

*JFrost* I am sure that at that time "friends" were made to essentially seal the deal and defeat RGR.

*JFrost* I am also sure that those "friends" are dead and banned

*JFrost* They served their purpose

*JFrost* In terms of Serbian bots

*JFrost* He's basically full of shit

*JFrost* The Cipelici in the USA had about 15 multis. We had already gotten over 150 of their multis banned on our own.


*GhostofTomJoad* Have you got any advice for someone that intends to look into this, farther?

*JFrost* Myself, Melissa Rose, and Artela paid 500,000cc so they would leave

*JFrost* At that time the Serbians (Cipelici) turned over a list of approximately 150-175 citizens they had within the USA

*JFrost* They were not bots

*JFrost* These were active players

*JFrost* Last time I checked there were only 30 left in the USA

*GhostofTomJoad* I saw that some of them have left. But, they don't appear to be bots

*GhostofTomJoad* I'm sorry

*GhostofTomJoad* They do

*JFrost* They did turn over about 15 bots, which were also banned.

*GhostofTomJoad* The ones that are still here, don't

*JFrost* one sec I have the list and you can take a peek

*GhostofTomJoad* Alright

*JFrost* Google Docs

*JFrost* this is the list they gave us

*JFrost* I can't find the original one but you get the point

*GhostofTomJoad* Always good to have the source. Thanks

*JFrost* To clear up a few other things

*JFrost* ValiantThor was helpful in negotiations

*JFrost* but he in no way did them himself

*JFrost* The offer from the Serbs was on the table from before I became president

*JFrost* He essentially helped with translations and some intel

*GhostofTomJoad* Understood

*JFrost* So basically, there are no Serbian bots that I control. He's nuts.


This must have taken place close to here. After those words, he slipped the bag back over my head. Then, I was carried down an elevator and out to, what I believe, was a much smaller vehicle than the Humvee. I ended up being dropped off, here, at the SFP headquarters with more documents and even more questions. For example; Why were there Socialist Freedom Party Members on the List? Why was one of them still alive?












(Letter From a congressman)


Hey man, what's up;

I'm a little over halfway through my first term as congressman. I thought that I should give you an update.
Everyone seems to get along a little better, as the month progresses. I have even received some Good Karma. Then, the forum stopped working. It was a slow death.

There is a migration in progress. However it has been days since the last discussion. Meanwhile, there are more proposals being made. I can't decide how to vote.
I'm not sure what I'm allowed to talk about. Some of the secret stuff makes no sense. You just go to the country administration page to see what we did.
I will go ahead and tell you.

We had some very positive discussions about eCuba. We had a discussion about eFrance. It had a little more contraversy. Also, there was more drama about vote buying.
Well, I need to get back to work. If you have any questions, you should send me a message. Here is my address: http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/6366556


Your Public Servant; GoTJ











(Meanwhile, back at Nomos Labs):


*Ghost of Tom Joad* What do you think it is?

*Intern at Nomos Lab.* It seems to be some sort of alien technology.

*Ghost of Tom Joad* I know that. Why do you think that I brought it here?

*Ghost of Tom Joad* On your way to winning the Nobel Prize, I see.

*Ghost of Tom Joad* What does it do?

*Intern at Nomos Lab.* It's a device that is used for wasting time and venting your frustrations.

*Ghost of Tom Joad* Hmm

*Intern at Nomos Lab.* Uh Huh

*Ghost of Tom Joad* Huh

*Intern at Nomos Lab.* Yep

*Ghost of Tom Joad* Indeed

*Intern at Nomos Lab.* Indeed


TO BE CONTINUED.......






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