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We Know Your Secret! Times Ticking...

Day 2,629, 07:22 • Published in United Kingdom

• by HebronGazelle

Breaking news! ESO has found some secret files in the eUK Top Secret Vault... yes, there is a top secret vault that you didn't know about, but there's more. We found an encrypted file, and we gathered some great minds together to crack it. After many late nights, coffee spillages and money spent on hookers we cracked the code. It told us something so shocking, we are not sure whether to share it with the public. An emergency meeting was called last night between Sir Jimmy Savile, CheetahCurtis, Bob Bloggs, Kroganic "The PTOer" and a person we cannot reveal the identity of. The meeting lasted for hours but we decided we must share the secret with the public. This secret is about a specific member of the eUK, and if we reveal it they will be embarrassed to the point they will want to quit the game. But for the public it is something we must do. One week, and the secret comes out...

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Raven Anarcho Day 2,629, 07:26

Gali. Day 2,629, 07:28

ESO are taking over the world?

HebronGazelle Day 2,629, 07:30

We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified, and could not be disclosed.