Vote 4 Patton! Get free health and guns!

Day 1,251, 17:30 • Published in USA USA • by George S. Patton Jr

I need your vote for congress! Here are the steps that will land you free Guns and Health!

Step 1: PM me telling me you want to vote for me and get 2 Moving tickets.

Step 2: Move to North Carolina and Vote Patton

Step 3: Move back to a safe state. I recommend Cali. Then PM me telling you voted for me and get your 100 free health.

Optional Step 4: Sub my Paper!


I am not just doing this to get votes. I am doing this to
1) Get more subs on my paper
2) Supply eAmericans with health
3) Get all eAmericans into safe states