Those that Have Not:

Day 2,696, 20:55 Published in USA USA by Jimmy Cincinnati




I was on IRC, with Nick Bergman. He told me that I should write some SFP, Rap. I explained that rapping was just talking and went on with my rapping, until Nick insisted that I write something. (Everyone is a critic.)
Anyways; here's my first attempt:

I'm the treasurer with the most.
I keep the profits from the commune gross.

The women love me cause I wear the right clothes.
They see the bulge when I strike the right pose.

The Workers Gang are working underground while they clone us.
Their trying something that they hope you don't notice

They got a deal with Owls to dispose us.
They want an oligarchy that is bogus.

I'm the man with the guts to expose this.
Now, they know that they can't control us.

Before you think it's hopeless;
I'll start a coup right under their noses.

I can't help that my pork has trichinosis.
Don't forget the man who wrote this.






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