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This one time at a bar...

Day 2,076, 23:52 • Published in United Kingdom Republic of China (Taiwan)

• by Aultman

Me and a group of friends of mine used to bar hop together a lot. One night at a bar one of our friends comes and tells us we need to leave. We ask him why we need to leave and he tells us,"I met this chick and me and her went to the bathroom together. She blew me. Then I put my hands down her panties to start the next round and she had a penis. We have to get out of here." We all sat there in silence staring at him, completely shocked. After about half a minute we all started laughing at him. After that, whenever he would introduce a girl to any of us, we would ask him if he had checked yet. Subscribe and vote and all that nonsense.

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WayneKerr Day 2,077, 03:27

I farted and followed through in my friends living room once... much lols were had.

Grogu. Day 2,077, 04:39

Good comment 5 house point for Slytherin

WayneKerr Day 2,077, 05:39

i be slytherin in ya missus' pants...

BigAnt Day 2,077, 05:44

voted dude

Alphabethis Day 2,077, 06:53

good lessons to be learnt!

NT Games Day 2,077, 22:06

LOL
How stoned were you? or how hot was (s)He ? I can't believe it, how drunk were you that you could not ... I can`t even finish the sentence...

Aultman Day 2,078, 04:19

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Aultman Day 2,078, 04:19

Don't ask me man. I never even saw the s/he that he went to the bathroom with. We were all rather drunk at the time. I was always shocked that he told us. I mean come on, you don't give your friends that type of dirt on you.

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