The truth about... The next government 1
Jofroi
Today I’ll talk a little about my government project. I’ve noticed that usually the government was made after the CP elections. I don’t know the true reason but if the purpose is to “hide” the candidates to the opposite side, I think that is childish and sad because people are working for the country, not only for the president.
This is the reason why I’ll propose a very first draft of my government with a short explanation about the reason I’ve chosen those persons. Indeed as a first draft, there will still be some changes. If you have an idea for a new ministry or that you think that you could be a better ministry than the one I’ve chosen, u’re free to send me a pm 😉
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I haven’t asked everyone if they agrees about the job I’m proposing, but this shouldn’t take long.
President: Jofroi
As I’m just too awesome, I think that there are no need to say anything about me 😁
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Prime Minister: Slivever
Slivever has shown a great dedication to our country for a long time now. Since the eUNL period he has remained very active, even if somehow in the dark. His last term as MoSC has shown his great skills for communication and his leading ability.
This is the reason why I think that he’s the best suited to be prime minister which is a job of coordination and communication.
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Kravenn
Kravenn is also a very old and trustable player. He played a key role in different attempts of the invasion of Belgium by the United Kingdom. As you see we’re still on the map so I think that we can all thank him.
Moreover Kravenn has even a better communication skill than Slivever. Some people has recently tried to drag his name into the dust while proposing him for the Persona Non Grata list but this attempt has epically failed. This prove that he’s a great man.
Minister of Home Affairs: NLSP
NLSP is the current president (yeah, sad, I know, go Temujin94 😛
) and a former army general. As such he’s an overview of the global Belgian situation and so he’ll be able to fulfill the big hole left by the previous MoHA on the eBelgian history page that has not been fulfilled for months even when I asked many times.
State Secretary for National Security: Highst
Only few people has heard about Highst. He’s a shadow worker of the country. Moving a lot through the world, he would be very capable to have information about a potential PTO threat before any other Belgian knows about it. This is why I think that he’d be the best suited person to deal with it.
State Secretary for Education: Theneka
Theneka is a so obvious choice for this ministry that I’m wondering why nobody has even proposed him at this post. With his Ministry of Spam he has showed many time through the past that it was possible to enjoy this game with nice and constructive articles. Which is what should be shown to the new citizens: Fun and help. On the contrary to the usual and serious people that all forget that new players comes here to play and not for a headache I think that Theneka would be the best person to show them the wonderfulness of eRepublik.
As this article begins to be too long, I’ll finish the whole governmental review tomorrow.
Best Regards,
Jofroi
The troll of the land of the troll
Comments
inb4ppl don't understand this
I thought it was serious but then I read it.
State Secretary for Education: Elynea
I profite to say here : Welcome in this game new eBelgian o/
Explanation : what's a troll ?
A person who doesn't say the truth, he puts some false informations to annoy the citizens or a country.
Big TroLL :applause:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)
Bu the way Elynea, u just can't take those articles seriously 😉. And my articles are not about informations or lying, they're just funny articles and everything that would be connected with reality would just be a pure coincidence.
j'avais compris jofroi, d'où la fin de mon commentaire.
ah le wiki, on y fait souvent référence pour son sérieux.
J'ai découvert un petit site pas trop mal.
http://omnilogie.fr/O/Le_troll,_parasite_du_web
Dès le début, on comprend le coté taquin de l'article.
Attention : sur la plupart des sujets, le troll n'a pas de camp favori : il peut donc potentiellement défendre n'importe lequel, ce qui le rend plus difficile à détecter.
=> Tellement vrai 😛.
We must to have various newspapers, not only serious.
We need fun too.
I agree, and belgium seriously lack of it. Belgium is becoming too cynical and it's really bad for the game (because YES, eRepublik is a game).
I will not support this government 😛
That is a fine government! i only miss the ministry of War and who runs that department, a very important spot especially taking in mind the future annexation of Southern-NL.
What do you mean "u just can't take those articles seriously", isn't this the most perfect government ever?
No, u're not in 😁
WAAAAAAAAAAAH
is this a game?
I thought it was the reality and the things I do without my pc where a game
=_= I will not vote for you. I will impeach you immediately for giving Highst a position and NOT me!!!!! rawr
You really suck at trolling.
Land of the Troll and then this goverment??
Land of the Troll needs no goverment 😉