The Top 10 eUSA Parties - Each Described In One Sentence!

Day 2,689, 21:57 • Published in USA Japan • by Nohime


eUSA is made up of great citizens. And the parties in which those citizens reside have a story to tell, so I thought I would summarize them up quick, fast and in a hurry for you. We wouldn’t want you to have to work very hard, or work at all, to learn about the top 10 parties.

Don’t get up, I’ll bring them to you!

10. Korean American Society


eRepublik mistaken for browser game like Starcraft or just a group of accounts run by crazy good automation?

9. Croatian-American Party


“We are RL Croatians who gave our accounts to RL Croatians to two-click for us until this game gets better.”

8. Old Fu-ks United


“Our apathy is so great we hardly hear a thing to complain about, but our IBS and old-people-smell is stymied with Depends!”

7. American Freedom Alliance


“kako staviti sliku u novine može mi netko reći?”

6. Socialist Freedom Party


Freedom won through revolution and long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, articles by Phoenix Quinn!

5. American Military Party


Sildenafil may perk us up, but we’ll be hanging around here for a while longer short, shriveled and now to the left.

4. Baaaa!


Baaaa! Baaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaaaa! Baaaa! Baaaaaaaaaaa!

3. We The People


*whale sounds*

2. The Federalist Party


“WE ARE P/H...except we don’t know what the ‘p’ and ‘h’ stand for anymore so we’ll wait around and hope FGs comes back or twisted.pixel or soren nelson or Duncan Crowe or Greene12 or David Landon or Jacksondr5 to remind us…. P/H!”

1. United States Workers Party


If you needed a life saving transplant of an organ, we would donate our organs to save your lives, but just know they are not our own organs from our own bodies, we do not provide medical insurance coverage for such procedures and any unauthorized practice of medicine is a criminal offense that will incur serious penalties that we will collect from your dead corpse.