The Rebirth of Congressional Articles
Leo Balzac
Congress, full of man-babies
Yes, congress is basically a 3-clickers paradise now. It used to be, once upon a time when we would meet on external forums and fight; fight dirty to achieve nothing but consensus on how to measure our eCocks. We were man-babies and no word-wall was anything but a disguise for our infantile desires (lookin' at you Chochi). Now though, now it is different.
NOW
Now we have reached the pinnacle of eLife. SUCCESS! Nothing happens anywhere but in-game. We vote on crap, we discuss nothing. The way Plato intended. If you wish to see this new form of congressional action continue vote for me, Leo Balzac of the Military Dictatorship Party!
Why Me?
Why not?
That is all.
Comments
Actually, the MDP is basically dead, but vote for me anyways because you know you need a little more Balzac in your life.
yes.
hi.
Better late than never? 😃
Vote early and often!
The dead vote backs Leo Balzac. Should be a landslide.
I have done my polling and expect 0 votes from 150 dead friends. I can't lose!
"Nothing happens anywhere but in-game. We vote on crap, we discuss nothing. The way Plato intended."
Civility finally arrived, but at the cost of everything else. Beautiful, isn't it.
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
Just by writing this article it's obvious that you'd rather be back measuring your ePeen with me than playing this shitty version of the game.
They were glorious times, weren't they?
That they were. A lot of fun. Plus, let's face it, I won.
~hyuu~
You have 100% of the support of a demographic with no voting power!
We love you Leo!