The Kidd for USWPP
Frodo Tea Baggins
That's right, I'm running for PP of the USWP.
Now I'm sure some people will be quick to say I'm trying to PTO the party, destroy the country and threaten America's freedom. Let me assure you nothing could be farther from the truth. I want to PTO the party because it's self serving elitism is disgusting, and the only possible fix is a complete gutting and rebuilding of the power structure from within. In turn this should actually strengthen America.
So remember tomorrow to vote for the Kidd, not the usual clone of months unending.
I now return you to your normal media of someone droning on about some crap they think is important.
Kaptain Kidd
and most wickedly I did as I sailed
Comments
GL panpa
You realize there's a very real system for you to take over through democracy rather than attempting to PTO for imagined reasons? I welcome all eUS citizens to partake in the primaries every month and fully encourage people to get on the forums. It takes maybe a dozen characters typed in as a name to nominate someone in a thread that takes two clicks to reach every election, and then voting is the same thing.
I thank you for this opportunity to educate people, though if history is any indicator your article will never be read by more than 6 people and you won't have any backing, but... still. This is not your month, please come back in a couple weeks and try to take over again, the right way.