The Hauntening of Paul Proteus
Aeriadne
Paul Proteus has committed a cardinal sin.
I didn't want to have to come back, Paul.
Truly, I didn't.
But when I was informed of what you did - what you tried to do - my very spirit was compelled to return and right your wrong.
I am a ghost.
I am the void where once a husk was.
I am beyond the pale, beyond the reach of time and space itself.
And yet I am forced to return in this, my time of most eternal pain.
I am putting a 50 gold bounty on Paul Proteus.
I am dead serious.
Take that however you want it to mean.
The best prankster, the best writer of Paul's epitaph, the best obtainer of Paul Proteus's own immortal soul who brings its quivering, writhing essence to me will be given that gold.
Take that however you want it to mean.
But bring him to me.
Bring me the man who has been so bad.
Bring me...
Let the hauntening of Paul Proteus... commence...
...anyways how's everyone doin'?
Comments
*gulp*
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u were cooler as athanaric the name aramec sucks
I agree, I hate myself.
pants = penis prison!
They hated Ralph because He told them the truth.
Paul is a cool guy.
I'M GONNA WRECK EM
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
What if I just bring you his head.
Still 50 Gold?
Still 50 gold.
What about a pinky toe? Still 50?
used fingernail clippings? (I won't say what they were used for)
how about a fingernail clipping?
Much love
What be that image which doth appear?
FORUM?!
Ye be a witch! Blackest of magic!
Evil you are. Burn the witch I say.
Do it before we all suffer the forum's spell.
P.S. Where's the red haired chick?
Ancient knowledge you possess.
Why do you think I spent all those hours lurking outside your bedroom window at the UIP fortress?
Ahhh hahahahaha!
Oh look, an old Aramec roaming around.