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As COB and Don Cretin with Pierre Douchy and An Betrayagh sat around their salad.

Con went ohh mii this feta cheese is soo good its so effin good luckily the french invented it.

The Greece waiter came over and slapped her silly and said naw Andouille ya little silly sausage this is Greek.



COB immediately forged sekrit plans to steal Greece from the Greeks and reclaim feta cheese as french.

So she airstriked a poor defenseless country and then she attacked the Greeks:

but one solitary South African stood on the other side of the hill.

First Cob sent 100 men. After an hour 1 man returned and said we were all slaughtered.

It was the Krakken then she send another 500 and then 1000 and then all members of the Order of Geriatrics under the leadership of Moomoofeta none returned.

Until she send a scout because one always do the first thing you oughta have done last.

And as the brave scout stood on top of the Hill he skreamed RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! THERE IS 2 OF THEM!!!!

COBbington was defeated and would never claim feta for the french. First they had the frog and everyone said no one will eat the frog but the frenchies send their bravest and for 1 year they eat the frog and a language coach taught them to make appreciative noises. So everyone said that frog must be tasty and then the evil frencshies kashed in on their froggie empire they had sekritly breeded millions of the frogs,

And the madness didnt end there they took the snail and said we will call you escargot and send 5 brave men and a language coach to learn them to make appreciative grunts as the eat their escargoat. And the frenchies kashed in on this new industry they had created the evil frenchies.

And whenever someone send troops to support the frenchies the next morning they would have half their horses and the frenchies would invite them to their Mcdonalds which they sekritly called mcHorsenalds and the brave soldier would unknowingly eat his favorite burger there and wonder to themselves George did you see any cows or sheep when we came here I cannot remember any cows sheep or even pigs.

And they would wonder where the lifestocks was that made up their burger.

SO as Corn on the Cob lifedream of stealing feta from the greece was defeated and she no longer could claim that she succeeded in forcing the world to eat a strange thing .

And the realization dawned on her and her rage turned into tears the poor thing









HERE IS THE BRAVE SOLDIERS PICTURED THAT DEFETA'TED COB

"kRAKKEN and Vik"