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The Fall Of The UK

Day 2,564, 06:29 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Prodigle

You may notice that today I am writing this from Ireland, an interesting prospect. Never would I think to be living in the land of the grand potato famine but here I am.

The UK has fallen, Occupied by a combination of France, Brazil and Portugal every last single British Isle province has been taken. With this terrifying escape I have made my way to Ireland where I hope to continue writing these semi-regular pieces.

I suppose it's time to speak of my plans for the future eh? Since my original plan of claiming autocratic power in England and re-establishing the great British Empire under a powerful dictator is no longer possible I have taken to a more realistic role. My end goal is to become president of Ireland, recapture Ireland from the Chinese and hopefully unite the UK together once again. The next few editions of my journal will be updating you on the hardships of this task and giving you a little bit of insight to how a N00B goes about doing this.

With that I end the article. I ask we all take off our hats and remember today as The Fall Of The UK. RIP Yorkshire Puddings, RIP

Comments

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,565, 03:28

You mean you went to China?

Prodigle Day 2,565, 06:29

As it seems!

Jude Conners Day 2,565, 15:35

"re-establishing the great British Empire under a powerful dictator is no longer possible"

2009 was 5 years ago, bro. Even then it would have been a stretch.

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