The day in the life of a Deputy Minister.

Day 1,204, 02:49 • Published in Australia Australia • by Callumh123

I stumbled out of the Department of Education, who had just taken in there new batch of Koalas, Hawks and Devils to train, and turn them into eAustralia’s most lethal fighting force. I can see why Venja, Sam Cougar, Lion and Lord Ferrum where trembling in fear as the new recruits where quite literally eating them alive.

I decided to slip out for awhile and started to make my way down the glowing marble hallway, inside the Government headquarters. The walls of the hallways where bombarded with frames of our current Prime Minister, Sir_c0nstant occupying every inch of the wall, with his gleaming face making me squirm inside. I have had really enough of seeing his mug for the past 3 terms everywhere, he loved himself way to much.

As i made my way, steadily to the end of the third floor where most of the military offices where stationed. I happened to catch a rare sighting of our Commander of the ADF, Majester. I was anxious to ask him a few question regarding military spending, so i yelled out his name as he made steady pace towards me. I had finally caught hold of him and intended to use this time wisely, then i realized he was not stopping. I tried flinging myself to side of the wall, where my cheek smashed one of the glass frames of Sir_c0nstant. A line of blood, trickled from my right cheek, Majester not even looking behind to see if i were alright.

After injuring my cheek i thought it would be a safe bet to go find RonnyJnrJnr so he could patch me up. I rushed down to the Medical Emergencies, where i found Miss Wolf and RonnyJnrJnr, surrounded by new looking military recruits who had injured themselves, and Henry trying to score meds out of the pristine medical cabinet.

After patiently waiting for a quarter of an hour, Miss Wolf sat me down to examine the injury. She cleaned the cut and provided a band aid to cover the cut. I obviously thought it needed stitches but she didn’t have time to waste on me. She almost literally kicked me out the small medical room and i made my way swiftly though the hall ways.

I heard some murmuring behind me in one the rooms behind me and thought someone was in pain, so i examined the person through the crystal clear window. To find Discrate1 sitting in a corner, frothing slightly in the mouth, muttering loudly “Girls just want to have fun”. I couldn’t help but think to myself, “This is who the people voted into senate?”.

Standing there in my gaze i was bulldozed over by an injured new Hawk, TJ Norton. Who realized who he knocked over and stood there in shock. I gathered myself and approached the new Hawk. He saluted me and i let out a slight laugh. “Private, no need to salute me. No one does”. TJ stood there, eventually nodding.

The young Soldier and i where having a brief chat when a naked blur ran past me, all i could make out was bleached white hair, and i knew immediately who it was. Pierricbross was trying to break into Discrate1’s room, wearing nothing but his socks. The young private and i stood there stunned as he successfully made his way into the room. We decided that it was best never to mention that again.

After spending the afternoon looking over reports in the Department of Defense with Minister Venja and our Intern Balmain. Venja and i made our way down into the massive complex which was the Cabinet Meeting room. Just outside the meeting room, sat a man with wild brown hair and a rugged beard.

At first i presumed another hobo had made his way into the Government Building again, then i realised it was our Deputy Prime Minister, Hinokai trying to jew our change, again. The three of us walked into the Conference room, there sat the cabinet table, the glistening table made up of rare oak, almost a truck size long.

Venja, Hinokai and i arrived late to the meeting where all the Ministers and Deputies where staring at us, waiting for us to take our seats. At the top of the table sat Sir_c0nstant, looking into his mirror, mesmerized by his own reflection. Savonrepus eventually snapped him out of his gaze, barking at our third term Prime Minister, “Sir, the players have begun a Rebellion against the creator, we need to make a decision to support it or go against it”.

Hinokai sat there, stroking his wild beard. “I believe we should support it, the creators have made it almost impossible for bums like me to make a living”. Our Prime Minister seemed disinterested in the Deputy Prime Ministers rambles about having no money, again.

Our Prime Minister was on the verge on giving his opinion when a high piercing tone, cut Sir_c0nstant out. “We should be thanking our dear creator for all he has given, he truly is remarkable”, all ministers and deputies in one miraculous moment thought the same thing at once, “Shut up Rowan”. The cabinet met Rowan Quigleys response with a cold dark look, which made Rowan sink into his chair, as his Minister, Someguy sat there in a facepalm stance. “Right... So we all agree to support the Rebellion?”, Tim Holtz breaking the uncomfortable silence.

A few hours after the first cabinet meeting of the first month, i decided to catch Rincewind and Henry for a drink at the pub. We sat there in low lit, lifeless bar which smelled suspiciously like urine. We sat there talking about the day we had until another few lives entered the bar.

It was fellow Knighthawk Soldiers Sam, Angie, Binda, Sty and the young soldier from before TJ entering, full of life. Sty yelling out “Drinks on me, i have just been promoted to Hawk Captain!”. Rincewind, Henry and i gave a half hearted clap as we where all not in the mood after the day we had, until Henry eyed up Binda and Angie and realised members of the opposite sex where near him.

He started to tremble as Rincewind and i giggled at how worked up Henry was getting. Rincewind sneered at Henry “maybe we should go sit with them”, Henry started to sweat and mutter, “gotta go guys”. Rincewind followed him home and i finished my drink and started to walk down.

It may of been me in my drunken state, but i swore i saw pierricbross, ride Discrate1 fully naked while infin recorded it. “I really need to cut down” i thought to myself. I woke up the next morning with the my tv blaring at full volume, the news came on with a headline, “Shocking news coming from the senate, Senator Discrate1 has been caught with Furryhaving relations, this video has been leaked onto popular site, Youtube. The whereabouts of Senator Discrate1, the alleged lover, and Senator infin who was benn alleged to have taped it are unknown”.

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