The Complete Mongress List Analysis

Day 2,622, 11:51 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Rob the Bruce

'ello. I want to educate you all before you vote in the mongress elections tomorrow, so we can have a congress that isn't inactive and crappy like this term has been according to pretty much everybody.


We'll start with TUP's list.


I have no idea if this list has been ordered yet, if it hasn't I'll edit this bit if I see the list change. If this is the final order, it's a bit crap...

For a start, George Hannover gained himself a reputation for letting in random crap immigrants and I have no idea who that Rathena person is. Jny is meh, Paul is semi-competent though. Boh's alright, Madelina complains about everything and seems to believe congress shouldn't do anything unless it's told to. No idea who Cymro is, dougal4chaos is just a worse, more dickish Madelina. Rodney Mckay and jamesw should be higher than the turds that have the decent spots.


THEY ALTERED THE LIST, JOY OF JOYS

My points on each individual still stand (if you can read through the strikethrough) but Rodney and jamesw are put up high like I suggested, so the list is now certainly better by quite a bit. View the list here, lightshot doesn't want to work right now

ONTO UKPP


UKPP's list is definitely ordered. They order their list through some sort of internal vote, which only proves that UKPP members are a bit daft. Pannonian I trust to be competent, BC... well he did try to get us into LETO that one time... and there was that business with those american chappies who go on about being proud and horny (That isn't funny, muricans, plz stop)

Baroness Marge may as well be dead, I haven't seen them do anything at all while I've been on this game. Mr Knee is a solid choice. Then there's a whole lot of congress noobs until the 9th spot. I've never seen any of them comment on anything or write any articles aside from one bits and pieces from Mad Pauly. Running one newbie of that description is risky enough, but running four is damn terrifying. Assuming they screw up using immigration like most newer congressmen that's at least 8 potentially dangerous immigrants. Not risky at all then...
Tangbod is a good experience congresman though, should be higher IMO.

Fataliix summed up my intial reaction to this list...



THE UKRP LIST

Shorter than the others because UKRP rarely gets more than 6 seats so...

Wook's a 2 times CP, iAdrastos has done various government positions and normally opens the congress PMs nowadays, Massacar's an 8/8 congresman, never seen him make a ridiculous balls up, next three are DCers so it's obvious. I'm sure you realise that gali is one active mofo and I've been in congress 11 times, I know how it all works. UKRP run a quality list like this every month but no appreciation for it, you're damn weird eUK.

WRP


I haven't heard of guy 1, 2 or 4 on this list. Bit risky bsns to run them if you ask me... The rest of them I've seen in congress and/or government stuff before, they're pretty damn competent, Huey and Aleksandar Pope-ovic are even ex-CPs. But if I PP'd WRP I'd have swapped that random dude in 4th place with FaP.

What I say about PCP is irrelevant, their list is so short they're pretty much all guaranteed a spot. Couple of good people on their list tho, check it yerselves I'm bored of printscreening.

IN CONCLUSION, THE PARTIES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE
1. UKRP
2. WRP
3. PCP
JOINT 4th: TUP/UKPP (unless TUP reorders dat list)
The list was altered, therefore...
4. TUP
5. UKPP


Vote smart eUK...
-Rob the Bruce