The Christmas Speech

Day 2,226, 02:41 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy


Merry Christmas eUK!

‘ello. Since I was made eKing, I have taken it upon myself to release a speech every year around Christmas time, much like the real life Monarch, Lizzie II. The speech usually takes the form of some generic waffle telling everyone to play nice (which is still important, lets be real) followed by an eUK themed parody of one of your favourite Christmas songs. This year, my song of choice was pinched by Sir Rex, who released a parody of his own, so I opted instead for a slightly lengthier song which I hope you will find yourselves singing under your breath as you approach the conclusion of this article. It’s fairly straightforward, and I’m sure you all know the tune...


On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Some free food from the parties...

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two impeachments,
And some free food from the parties.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French wars,
Two impeachments,
And some free food from the parties.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four bazookas,
Three French wars,
Two impeachments,
And some free food from the parties!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five top-parties...
Four bazookas,
Three French wars,
Two impeachments,
And some free food from the parties!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six mods modding,
Five top-parties...
Four bazookas,
Three French wars,
Two impeachments,
And some free food from the parties!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven admins sleeping,
Six mods modding,
Five top-parties...
Four bazookas,
Three French wars,
Two impeachments,
And some free food from the parties!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight snowmen fighting,
Seven admins sleeping,
Six mods modding,
Five top-parties...
Four bazookas,
Three French wars,
Two impeachments,
And some free food from the parties!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine dentists dancing,
Eight snowmen fighting,
Seven admins sleeping,
Six mods modding,
Five top-parties...
Four bazookas,
Three French wars,
Two impeachments,
And some free food from the parties!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten quizzers quizzing,
Nine dentists dancing,
Eight snowmen fighting,
Seven admins sleeping,
Six mods modding,
Five top-parties...
Four bazookas,
Three French wars,
Two impeachments,
And some free food from the parties!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven writers writing,
Ten quizzers quizzing,
Nine dentists dancing,
Eight snowmen fighting,
Seven admins sleeping,
Six mods modding,
Five top-parties...
Four bazookas,
Three French wars,
Two impeachments,
And some free food from the parties!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve MU’s warring,
Eleven writers writing,
Ten quizzers quizzing,
Nine dentists dancing,
Eight snowmen fighting,
Seven admins sleeping,
Six mods modding,
Five top-parties...
Four bazookas,
Three French wars,
Two impeachments,
And some free food from the parties!

Lengthy eh? Easiest C&P job ever. So, have a great Christmas, enjoy fighting France, and try to get on with one another. Party divides seem to be receding, if you ignore the comments of articles so we can all focus on getting along and enjoying what time off we have this crimbo. It's always importanton games like eRep, where things can get heated, to remember that behind every 'character' this is a person and we ought to extend to them the same level of respect that we would do another person in real life. It is also important to remember this is a game with a very diverse playerbase, who may all have different ideas of what the game is and how to play, and it is important that we remember that its a game and all have fun with it, because if we don't have fun on eRep, what's the point?

Finally, as a small present, I am giving away some gifts etc. to a lucky selection of people who comment in the article.

Have a good one!

HM Woldy I,

OBE, KCVS, MC, HRH.





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