The Beard Is To Be Feared and Praised...

Day 2,287, 23:33 • Published in USA Republic of China (Taiwan) • by Trickstir

Many of you may have seen recent infomercials during ERepublik break time around 0300 hrs. All talking about the NoNo Lazer Hair Removal System or Dollar Shave Club… well I got news for you WE DO NOT SHAVE, REAL MEN DO NOT SHAVE. Illustration below…



That being said let me remind you baby faced money wasting individuals whose GF says “Babe I love your smooth face” She is just that a girl a real woman loves the beard and all aspects of it from its majesty to its ferocity.


To all those out there that still want to detract, its okay I will take care of your wife.

As Always stay P/H be a Fed.
I can be located @ #Fedpartychat on Rizon.net IRC.