The Bear
Day 2,027, 23:32
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by Thedillpickl
I'm a Simple Man.
Hi kids!
Well, I want to write an article to encourage everyone. I wish to express my thoughts regarding the Slovenian situation. I was going to reassure you that help is out there, if you know which rock to look under. I had been flipping those rocks PM'ing old friends. Poking around, looking for new friends. Then this World War thing started and of course they are busy fighting elsewhere.
Interesting things crawl out from under rocks.
Italy Is Our Best Chance?
Today the Alpine Treaty was signed. I'm told these are the only friends we have. I have nothing against the Treaty, in fact I am in favor of it. I just don't see how this gets us our regions back.
Our new bro's.
Poking The Bear
So the new strategy that we shall use involves taking the longest stick we can find and poking at Slovenia, hoping they will budge off one or more of our regions. No planning is required and certainly no thought whatsoever. Poke, poke, poke... We will never be helped by any "big" countries because they are always too busy. Poke, poke, poke... CoT does nothing but sympathize with our plight. Poke, poke, poke...
Right about now I'd be in favor of shootin' the somebitch.
Please Stop Poking The Bear!
You have no reason to believe me, I understand that. I also realize that people want to have a region or two. I have to say that I don't think diplomacy will work. Even if we cause some trouble with RW's I don't think Slovenia will give any real concession. I propose we take our time, plan and organize ourselves. When the world war is over we can call on friends for help and shoot the damned bear. Maybe not destroying the bear but eventually making it wish to leave us alone because we are more trouble than we are worth.
Little kids playing with their pets. Ahhhh...
Epilog
No one wants to discuss the current plan of action. No one cares for my input or help. This is fine. I did not come here to take over anything. I only write this article so that everyone who reads may understand my position. I'll be watching and waiting to see how this turns out.
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SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!
Best of luck. The trouble with poking bears is that they tend to be irritable about it and may run faster than you can.
Slovenia won't give up, read Smooth Ziga articles and interviews.
However, what do you want to do? Slovenia has 5x more citizens, and we have only 20 active citizens... Slovenia has maybe 10x or 20x more.
I know they won't give up. Why would they? Everything they want and it costs them nothing.
I also don't believe the Swiss can take back a region for the same reason. They have 5x the people and 10 or 20x the fighters. Why is current policy to play around when we can't win?
I don't recommend that my MU waste their gold trying to poke a bear. We will fight for CoT orders and forget Slovenia for now. When the world war is over AND IF Swiss are in the mood, I will contact some friends again to get some free damage. A constant barrage of RW's with hundreds of friends dumping excess damage will give the bear some trouble.
I understand but fighting a bear is always dangerous you mast kill it in his sleep.
Little kids playing
If you run in to a bear the best way to survive is to play dead : )
Good advice, but I prefer to just not run into the bear. xD
The best way to kill a bear is with a dragon...everybody knows that
csabo07, you are back!
I've been back for a month now!
You're right, the current situation is quite unbearable.
I don't even
That's beary funny
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Voted and well said!!
Now, as for killing a bear, I thought it had to be a special "Blue-eyed White Dragon"? This is getting, unBEARable!!!
Anybody, anybody,...............oh nevermind!! 😃
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