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Subject: The Art of Marrying wisely



THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A manchester girl....

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married an Indian. He told her that she was to do the
dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean
house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do
all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Manchester. He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on
the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was
healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he passes water.